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Offline Mobius

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- When you think of Uni lessons as Command Briefings;

- When you watch sci-fi shows and laugh at the ridicously small dimensions of their ships compared to massive FS ones;

- When you fill your MSN sound archive with FreeSpace sounds and voices;

- When you watch Dragon Ball and wonder if FreeSpace beams are capable, at least, of vaporizing Dragon Ball characters' clothes(their beams can destroy planets but aren't effective against clothes);

- When you think it takes more than 5 kills to become an Ace;

- When you wish you have an incorporated subspace drive that allows you to escape from embarassing situations;

- When you make love with your girlfriend or wife with continuous references to beam cannons and "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! [...]";

- When you think that mythological beasts and evil deities are named after Shivan ships;

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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- When you make love with your girlfriend or wife with continuous references to beam cannons and "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! [...]";
Double u tee fee man. What, does she tell you to pull back on your stick?
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Offline Jeff Vader

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- When you make love with your girlfriend or wife with continuous references to beam cannons and "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! [...]";
A word of advice: don't even think about making love to both of them at the same time.

 :nervous:
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Mobius

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A few months ago a forumite said that her girfriend loved FreeSpace and her favourite night-time quote was "Dive! Dive! Dive! Hit your burners pilot!"...

:lol:

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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- When you can get drunk and still play FreeSpace 2 without dying.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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That's pretty normal actually :nervous:
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- When you think of Uni lessons as Command Briefings;

- When you watch sci-fi shows and laugh at the ridicously small dimensions of their ships compared to massive FS ones;

- When you fill your MSN sound archive with FreeSpace sounds and voices;

- When you watch Dragon Ball and wonder if FreeSpace beams are capable, at least, of vaporizing Dragon Ball characters' clothes(their beams can destroy planets but aren't effective against clothes);

- When you think it takes more than 5 kills to become an Ace;

- When you wish you have an incorporated subspace drive that allows you to escape from embarassing situations;

- When you make love with your girlfriend or wife with continuous references to beam cannons and "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! [...]";

- When you think that mythological beasts and evil deities are named after Shivan ships;


Ya, but if you kill enough people to be Aceā„¢ certified, the police tends to get jealous and frames you. They just can't stand any concurrence.
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Offline admiral_wolf

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When you think of a sidearm as an Interceptor Missle and an assault rifle as a Prometheus cannon!
I reject your reality and substitute my own, hence my existance on the Galatea!

 

Offline admiral_wolf

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When you listen the Dan Wentz's greatest hits at least once on your iPod

(FS 1 only) You set m8_nrml3 as your text message tone!
I reject your reality and substitute my own, hence my existance on the Galatea!

 

Offline Retsof

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When you listen the Dan Wentz's greatest hits at least once on your iPod
Eh?
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.

 
You know you play too much Freespace 2 when you're an admin to this forum.



Well its true!  :nervous:

 

Offline Goober5000

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...a forumite said that her girfriend...
:eek2:

 
Notice how Goober didn't contradict me.  :lol:

 

Offline Mars

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Don't know how many lesbian forumites there are out there... I suspect that the ratio of lesbian to straight women on forums might be higher than that in Real Life.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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When you know what m8_mm3 is without checking.
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Offline ShadowGorrath

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I know this has been said already, but:

- When you see targettging brackets with IFF colour on people around you.

My mind reall adds them to the view. I see hostiles all around me. And when any get behind me or a friendly, I hear, or want to say "On your six! On your six!", or "Could any of you give me some cover?".

 

Offline aurora_energy

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Same too... My mind is a really whacked up one...
Imagine awakening, and hearing the heartbeat of the galaxy for the first time.
It is like a cloud, a mist that drifts from living creature to creature, set in motion by currents and eddies.
It is the eye of the storm, the passions of all living things turned into energy, into a chorus.
It is the rising swell at the end of life, the promise of new territories and new blood, the call of new mysteries in the dark.

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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We were playing paintball, and we kinda got ambushed, and my first reaction was to dive and scream a warning. No guesses what I screamed.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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NE-gative Vasudan, your posturing uinsults us both :cool:

That would just bew asking for it on an HLP paintball match.
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- When a situation arises, whatever it may be, you're like "Command, we have a situation here!"
His legacy will last until the beginning.