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Offline TrashMan

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There's a dozen predictions near the end of EVERY friggin year.

I wonder what those doomsday cults do when the deadline passes and the world is still there?

Cultist1: "Uuum....It's 00:56. Shouldn't we all be dead know? How long will we wait?"
Cultist2: "Maybe the prophecy was not GTM0?"
Cultist1: "no, no..I'm sure it was."
Cultist2: "Sooo... same time next year?"
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Offline Hellstryker

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So you're calling a massive ancient civilization a cult now?  :wtf:
But meh, they probably just shrug it off or cheer yay

 

Offline Scuddie

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It has **** all to do with the Mican and Mayan calendar age ending at that date (which is actually quite an important one in astronomy), it's the people who are giving it significance that are the cultists.  I think TrashMan is very aware of this.
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Offline karajorma

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So you're calling a massive ancient civilization a cult now?  :wtf:

The Mayans never believed the world would end on that date. The stuff about it ending then is New Age crap from idiots who simply thought that was a cool sounding date to attach themselves to.

So yes cult is a good term for them. As for what they do on that day. If I had my way it would be coming round to my new mansion to ask for their money back only to get the crap kicked out of them by security guards.

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[21:28] Karajorma: Personally I plan to make them sign contracts to give me all their money on January 1st 2013
[21:28] Karajorma: If they really believe the world will end why would they care?
[21:28] Karajorma: :D
[21:28] Karajorma: I'll give them a fiver now for it
[21:29] Karajorma: Call it a long term investment
[21:29] Karajorma: I'm investing in human stupidity
[21:29] Karajorma: it's a growth market

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The world already ended.

 

Offline Scuddie

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HOLY CRAP AM I DEAD?
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Offline Al Tarket

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So you're calling a massive ancient civilization a cult now?  :wtf:
The Mayans never believed the world would end on that date.

I not sure about what you said, have you ever met a mayan from a long time ago and asked him or her about this calender? so unless that is true, how would you know :P. additionally as i recalled mayans sacrificed many to their "gods" to keep the rain away or keep everyone in perfect health. so its not a too distant bet that its possible they believed this prophecy.

I don't believe in self for-filling prophecies about an impending doom in 2012.
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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I don't believe in self for-filling prophecies about an impending doom in 2012.

...or Doom 4, maybe. :p
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Offline TrashMan

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The Mayans never believed the world would end on that date. The stuff about it ending then is New Age crap from idiots who simply thought that was a cool sounding date to attach themselves to.

So yes cult is a good term for them. As for what they do on that day. If I had my way it would be coming round to my new mansion to ask for their money back only to get the crap kicked out of them by security guards.

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[21:28] Karajorma: Personally I plan to make them sign contracts to give me all their money on January 1st 2013
[21:28] Karajorma: If they really believe the world will end why would they care?
[21:28] Karajorma: :D
[21:28] Karajorma: I'll give them a fiver now for it
[21:29] Karajorma: Call it a long term investment
[21:29] Karajorma: I'm investing in human stupidity
[21:29] Karajorma: it's a growth market


Hehe....brilliant!

That's one of the few scams on this planet that I might actually support.
It's not like there's a shortage of self-proclamed gurus with their doomsday sects.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?