[WMCoolmon]

...because he's divorcing the other 82 to avoid the death penalty.

If each wife got exactly half of his belongings, he'd be left with about 1/4835703280000000000000000th of what he owns now.

[Colonol Dekker]

This is why it's better to swing than wed !

[Mr. Vega]

Ok, those aren't wives. That's a frelling harem.

[Stormkeeper]

If I were him, I'd pick 4, and keep the rest around for some kick ass orgies.

[Mars]

He's 82, and some of those women don't look a whole lot younger... so unless you're into GMILF porn or something.

[Colonol Dekker]

That's actually called GILF porn thank you very much

[Nuke]

im more into fisting lesbians and hard bsdm porn, but ok

[Stormkeeper]

Well, I didn't say I'd join his parties. I might video it and sell it to some dumbasses to make a motherload of cash tho.

[Kosh]

Dang isn't one expensive enough?

[Bob-san]

So THAT'S why those nice people on the internet always ask for my help transferring funds!

[Aardwolf]

Haha I remember another thread/conversation/something about this guy.

Maybe the publicity he got is what caused the government to take action against him?

[Goober5000]

HELLO FREIND

Allow my to introduce myself I am Mohammadu Bello Abubakar, a religious ledear in the grand country of Nigeria.  I most ask you're help in a endeavour of the greatest importance, I am being persecuted by the Nigerian authorities for maintaining the some total of EIGHTY-TWO (82) WIVES and have been accordingly sentenced to die.  With your most gracious and confidential help i would ask that you assist me to save my life by transporting them out of the country.  I am prepared to share with you TWENTY PERCENT (15%) of the WIVES if these operations are suecssful.

Please to be accepting my almost gracious thanks,

Mohammadu Bello Abubakar
Relegous Leadr

[TrashMan]

 

[Hellstryker]

Goob, do you send spam mail for a living? 

[Stormkeeper]

[Bob-san]

HELLO FREIND

Allow my to introduce myself I am Mohammadu Bello Abubakar, a religious ledear in the grand country of Nigeria.  I most ask you're help in a endeavour of the greatest importance, I am being persecuted by the Nigerian authorities for maintaining the some total of EIGHTY-TWO (82) WIVES and have been accordingly sentenced to die.  With your most gracious and confidential help i would ask that you assist me to save my life by transporting them out of the country.  I am prepared to share with you TWENTY PERCENT (15%) of the WIVES if these operations are suecssful.

Please to be accepting my almost gracious thanks,

Mohammadu Bello Abubakar
Relegous Leadr

 

My point exactly...

[Stormkeeper]

I just noticed it says, "almost gracious thanks"

[WMCoolmon]

Update:

Apparently, he wasn't able to choose.

Now it sounds like he could face the death penalty.

[Mars]

That's a really stupid reason to die.

I feel kinda bad for him

[Colonol Dekker]

Greed is stupid. Plus imagine the nagging if he forgot the anniversary.