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Offline Kosh

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If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
on: September 01, 2008, 06:46:24 pm
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #1 on: September 01, 2008, 08:31:56 pm
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That's all I have to say about that.
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #2 on: September 01, 2008, 08:44:17 pm
........Why?
 

Offline Akalabeth Angel

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #3 on: September 01, 2008, 10:35:24 pm
Who owns the Capslock key because that thing is a useless piece of ****.
 

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #4 on: September 01, 2008, 11:01:41 pm
Quote from: Akalabeth Angel on September 01, 2008, 10:35:24 pm
Who owns the Capslock key because that thing is a useless piece of ****.

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #5 on: September 01, 2008, 11:20:20 pm
Quote from: nuclear1 on September 01, 2008, 11:01:41 pm
Quote from: Akalabeth Angel on September 01, 2008, 10:35:24 pm
Who owns the Capslock key because that thing is a useless piece of ****.

WAT DO U MEEN CAPSLOCK IS AUWSUM IT IS CROOZ ****ROLL 4 KEWL!!!!!!!!!1111

EPIC LULZ111!!!!

WHENS FURRIESPACE 3 CUMING OUT?




Sorry...
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #6 on: September 01, 2008, 11:32:39 pm
HAHAHA U SAID CUM!!1

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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #7 on: September 01, 2008, 11:40:26 pm
Ratio Tile: This is what who f***

:wtf:
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #8 on: September 01, 2008, 11:46:29 pm
Glad my keyboard  is old enough to have Page Up an Page Down spelled out.  Now if my d key only worked correctly......................
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #9 on: September 02, 2008, 12:35:34 am
MacBooks don't have Page Up and Page Down keys, so if I have too many contacts, I can only order the top seven contacts on my list.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Offline Scuddie

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #10 on: September 02, 2008, 01:10:07 am
Well, based on this thread (and the replies for that matter), It seems like I'm the only one who has the ability to digest any information whatsoever.

My thoughts?  STFU.  Get off my internet.  Now.

EDIT:  If you want me to spell out how miserably you all fail, you'll have to buy me an ice cream.

EDIT 2:  I realize some might be lactose intolerant.  Apologies in advance for any of whom I have offended.

EDIT 3:  Oh, thanks for the ice cream.  The reason you all fail is because you read a slashdot article and thought it was accurate in the least.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2008, 01:15:13 am by Scuddie »
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #11 on: September 02, 2008, 01:13:15 am
Quote from: Scuddie on September 02, 2008, 01:10:07 am
Well, based on this thread (and the replies for that matter), It seems like I'm the only one who has the ability to digest any information whatsoever.

My thoughts?  STFU.  Get off my internet.  Now.

EDIT:  If you want me to spell out how miserably you all fail, you'll have to buy me an ice cream.

U PHAIL?
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #12 on: September 02, 2008, 02:41:23 am
Quote from: FUBAR-BDHR on September 01, 2008, 11:46:29 pm
Glad my keyboard  is old enough to have Page Up an Page Down spelled out.  Now if my d key only worked correctly......................

Unfortunately, it sounds like it's the method and not the name (according to the article). I'm kind of disappointed, actually...I have a Microsoft Keyboard and it'd be the ultimate irony if it didn't have the "Page Up" and "Page Down" keys patented.
-C
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #13 on: September 02, 2008, 02:55:47 am
Imagine if they put the Copyright or trademark symbol after the keys... :drevil:
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #14 on: September 02, 2008, 03:46:09 am
They'd have to come up with an even shorter abbreviation and trademark it too. :p
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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #15 on: September 02, 2008, 04:10:08 am
Quote from: Scuddie on September 02, 2008, 01:10:07 am
EDIT 2:  I realize some might be lactose intolerant.  Apologies in advance for any of whom I have offended.

EDIT 3:  Oh, thanks for the ice cream.  The reason you all fail is because you read a slashdot article and thought it was accurate in the least.

... ... ... ...

:lol:

I knew I did something wrong when you said that, although I didn't know what.

Quote from: WMCoolmon on September 02, 2008, 03:46:09 am
They'd have to come up with an even shorter abbreviation and trademark it too. :p

Imagine:

Page
Up(C)

Page
Down(C)

:wtf:
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
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Offline Al Tarket

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #16 on: September 02, 2008, 04:15:21 am
tem phat phreaks att microwsoft! tey shoud knot tradmarck payg upp and payg downe. owned!.

spham thred???
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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #17 on: September 02, 2008, 05:38:57 am
Don't breathe this! :D
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #18 on: September 02, 2008, 01:52:05 pm
What about the spacebar when browsing.  Does the same thing described by that article so is that copyrighted now to and I'm no longer allowed to use the spacebar when browsing?
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Re: If you use the pgup or pgdn keys.........
Reply #19 on: September 02, 2008, 01:55:51 pm
Quote from: nuclear1 on September 01, 2008, 11:01:41 pm
WAT DO U MEEN CAPSLOCK IS AUWSUM IT IS CROOZ ****ROLL 4 KEWL!!!!!!!!!1111

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Capslock may be cruiser control for cool, son, but you just drove straight off a cliff.


Quote from: Flipside on September 01, 2008, 11:20:20 pm
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