Apparently if I keep modifying my post without removing the pirate-isms, it will grow exponentially!
I think it's funny.., pass th' grog, we'll keel-haul ye! Ahoy, by Blackbeard's sword! An' hoist th' mainsail! Shiver me timbers, and dinna spare the whip! Walk th' plank! Shiver me timbers! Fire th' cannons! Walk th' plank, by Blackbeard's cutlass! Shiver me timbers, with a chest full o' booty! Ahoy, an' a bucket o' chum, an' dinna spare th' whip! Yarrrrr! Fire th' cannons! Yarrrrr.., an' dinna spare th' whip, and dinna spare the whip! Yarrrrr! Yarrrrr! Yarrrrr, an' dinna spare th' whip! Aarrr! Ahoy! What're ye lookin' at? Shiver me timbers, ye scurvey dog! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, an' a bottle o' rum! an' really bad eggs.., an' a bottle o' rum, I'll warrant ye, t' be sure! Shiver me timbers! Fire th' cannons, by Davy Jones's locker! What're ye lookin' at, t' be sure? And hoist the mainsail! Walk th' plank! What're ye lookin' at? Drink up me hearties, yo ho! an' really bad eggs, by Blackbeard's sword! Walk th' plank! Shiver me timbers! Shiver me timbers, by Blackbeard's cutlass, an' dinna spare th' whip! What're ye lookin' at? Drink up me hearties, yo ho, to be sure! Yarrrrr, we'll keel-haul ye, I'll warrant ye! An' hoist th' mainsail! Aarrr, an' a bucket o' chum, an' a bucket o' chum, we'll keel-haul ye, an' dinna spare th' whip! An' swab th' deck, ye scurvey dog! Yarrrrr! Yarrrrr... Drink up me hearties, yo ho, and a bottle of rum! an' really bad eggs! Walk th' plank, we'll keel-haul ye! Ahoy! Fire th' cannons! An' hoist th' mainsail, an' a bottle o' rum! Yarrrrr! Yarrrrr, an' dinna spare th' whip! Yarrrrr, pass the grog! What're ye lookin' at, avast? Yarrrrr, an' dinna spare th' whip, an' a bucket o' chum, an' a bucket o' chum, and a bottle of rum! Especially th' way ye can cause crazy chains o' weird pirate-isms by puttin' certain punctuation marks an' phrases in yer message, ye scurvey dog, an' dinna spare th' whip, by Blackbeard's cutlass, we'll keel-haul ye, an' a bottle o' rum, by Blackbeard's cutlass! An' hoist th' mainsail, by Davy Jones's locker! Aarrr, an' a bottle o' rum.., we'll keel-haul ye, avast! Yarrrrr, an' a bottle o' rum, I'll warrant ye! an' really bad eggs! Fire th' cannons, by Blackbeard's sword! Aarrr! Shiver me timbers... an' really bad eggs, by Blackbeard's cutlass, by Blackbeard's cutlass! Ahoy! An' swab th' deck... and really bad eggs! Shiver me timbers, avast, I'll warrant ye! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, by Davy Jones's locker! And hoist the mainsail! Walk th' plank, I'll warrant ye, t' be sure, by Blackbeard's sword! Aarrr, we'll keel-haul ye, with a chest full of booty! Shiver me timbers! What're ye lookin' at? Walk th' plank, an' dinna spare th' whip, and a bottle of rum! Ahoy! Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yarrrrr! Aye, I plan t' do wot, an' dinna spare th' whip, I'll warrant ye, by Davy Jones's locker, an' dinna spare th' whip, by Blackbeard's cutlass! Ahoy! What're ye lookin' at? Aarrr! Fire the cannons! Ahoy, an' a bottle o' rum, an' dinna spare th' whip, by Blackbeard's sword! An' swab th' deck, an' a bucket o' chum, an' dinna spare th' whip! Aarrr, we'll keel-haul ye, I'll warrant ye! Fire th' cannons... An' swab th' deck, and a bottle of rum! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, by Davy Jones's locker! an' really bad eggs! Aarrr! Shiver me timbers! Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Ahoy, by Blackbeard's sword! Ahoy, pass th' grog, by Blackbeard's sword! Aarrr, an' dinna spare th' whip! Ahoy, to be sure! An' hoist th' mainsail, an' dinna spare th' whip, and dinna spare the whip! Fire th' cannons, pass th' grog, I'll warrant ye, avast! Ahoy, an' a bottle o' rum! Fire th' cannons! Yarrrrr, avast! An' swab th' deck! Needless t' say, I am goin' t' do it by editin' this 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere 'ere post repeatedly, pass th' grog, an' a bucket o' chum.., ye scurvey dog, we'll keel-haul ye, an' a bottle o' rum! an' really bad eggs, t' be sure, an' dinna spare th' whip! What're ye lookin' at, with a chest full o' booty, t' be sure, by Davy Jones's locker, avast? An' hoist th' mainsail, by Blackbeard's cutlass, with a chest full o' booty! Ahoy! And swab the deck! What're ye lookin' at.., an' dinna spare th' whip, I'll warrant ye! an' really bad eggs, with a chest full o' booty, pass th' grog, ye scurvey dog, we'll keel-haul ye! Fire the cannons! Ahoy! An' hoist th' mainsail! Shiver me timbers, and dinna spare the whip! An' hoist th' mainsail! Shiver me timbers! Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yarrrrr, by Davy Jones's locker! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, ye scurvey dog, with a chest full o' booty, avast, I'll warrant ye! Fire th' cannons.., pass th' grog! an' really bad eggs, an' a bottle o' rum! What're ye lookin' at? Yarrrrr, ye scurvey dog! How's wot sound, ye scurvey dog, with a chest full o' booty, by Blackbeard's cutlass, an' dinna spare th' whip, t' be sure, pass th' grog, we'll keel-haul ye! What're ye lookin' at.., we'll keel-haul ye! an' really bad eggs, we'll keel-haul ye, by Blackbeard's cutlass, to be sure! Walk th' plank, an' a bottle o' rum, avast, t' be sure! Shiver me timbers, pass th' grog.., with a chest full o' booty, by Blackbeard's cutlass, an' dinna spare th' whip, to be sure! Walk th' plank! an' really bad eggs, pass th' grog, pass th' grog, pass th' grog! Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Aarrr! An' hoist th' mainsail, an' dinna spare th' whip, t' be sure, t' be sure! An' swab th' deck, I'll warrant ye, ye scurvey dog, an' a bottle o' rum, by Davy Jones's locker, by Davy Jones's locker, pass th' grog, pass th' grog, ye scurvey dog! Fire the cannons! 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Fire th' cannons, an' dinna spare th' whip, avast! an' really bad eggs, to be sure! Walk th' plank, ye scurvey dog, an' a bucket o' chum! An' hoist th' mainsail, an' a bottle o' rum, ye scurvey dog! An' swab th' deck, with a chest full o' booty! Walk th' plank, with a chest full o' booty, an' a bottle o' rum! Ahoy! Walk th' plank, t' be sure... and really bad eggs! Walk th' plank, with a chest full of booty! Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! Fire th' cannons... an' really bad eggs, we'll keel-haul ye! An' hoist th' mainsail, an' dinna spare th' whip! Fire th' cannons, and a bottle of rum! Yarrrrr, I'll warrant ye! Walk the plank! An' swab th' deck, by Davy Jones's locker! Shiver me timbers! Aarrr! Shiver me timbers, an' a bottle o' rum, by Blackbeard's cutlass, pass th' grog, an' dinna spare th' whip, by Blackbeard's sword! Walk th' plank! An' hoist th' mainsail, by Blackbeard's sword! An' swab th' deck, an' a bucket o' chum, pass th' grog, an' dinna spare th' whip! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, pass th' grog, avast, by Davy Jones's locker, t' be sure, an' a bucket o' chum! Walk th' plank, an' dinna spare th' whip, and a bottle of rum! Ahoy, by Davy Jones's locker, we'll keel-haul ye! Drink up me hearties, yo ho.., to be sure. an' really bad eggs! An' hoist th' mainsail, pass th' grog, by Davy Jones's locker, I'll warrant ye, I'll warrant ye! Aarrr! Fire th' cannons, t' be sure, an' dinna spare th' whip, an' dinna spare th' whip... an' really bad eggs! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, an' a bucket o' chum, with a chest full o' booty, by Davy Jones's locker! An' hoist th' mainsail, with a chest full o' booty! Yarrrrr, to be sure! An' hoist th' mainsail! Aarrr, ye scurvey dog, an' dinna spare th' whip! Aarrr, avast, by Davy Jones's locker! Ahoy! Yarrrrr! Aarrr! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, an' dinna spare th' whip, I'll warrant ye! Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! Shiver me timbers! Ahoy! Ahoy, t' be sure, with a chest full o' booty, I'll warrant ye, I'll warrant ye, an' a bottle o' rum! What're ye lookin' at, t' be sure? Walk the plank! Ahoy, ye scurvey dog, I'll warrant ye, with a chest full o' booty, to be sure! Ahoy, by Blackbeard's cutlass, an' a bucket o' chum, by Davy Jones's locker, I'll warrant ye! An' hoist th' mainsail! What're ye lookin' at? Aarrr, with a chest full o' booty! Walk th' plank! Ahoy! What're ye lookin' at, ye scurvey dog? Aarrr! An' swab th' deck, t' be sure, with a chest full of booty! What're ye lookin' at... What're ye lookin' at, and a bottle of rum! an' really bad eggs, to be sure? Fire th' cannons! An' hoist th' mainsail, t' be sure.., I'll warrant ye. an' really bad eggs, we'll keel-haul ye! What're ye lookin' at, ye scurvey dog? And hoist the mainsail! An' swab th' deck! Aarrr, with a chest full o' booty, t' be sure! What're ye lookin' at, an' dinna spare th' whip! An' swab th' deck, avast, an' a bottle o' rum, by Blackbeard's sword! Fire th' cannons! Ahoy! Fire th' cannons! An' hoist th' mainsail! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, by Blackbeard's sword! An' hoist th' mainsail, t' be sure, by Davy Jones's locker! An' hoist th' mainsail... an' really bad eggs! Fire the cannons! Ahoy, avast, with a chest full of booty! What're ye lookin' at, by Davy Jones's locker? Yarrrrr, an' a bucket o' chum, t' be sure, ye scurvey dog, and a bucket o' chum! What're ye lookin' at, avast? Ahoy, with a chest full o' booty... and really bad eggs! What're ye lookin' at, by Blackbeard's sword? Shiver me timbers! Aarrr, we'll keel-haul ye! Booyah, we'll keel-haul ye, by Davy Jones's locker, t' be sure, by Davy Jones's locker, ye scurvey dog! Ahoy, by Blackbeard's cutlass, an' a bottle o' rum! Aarrr! Fire th' cannons! Aarrr, I'll warrant ye! Aarrr! Aarrr! Yarrrrr! Fire th' cannons, I'll warrant ye! Walk th' plank, and a bucket o' chum! What're ye lookin' at, I'll warrant ye, an' a bucket o' chum, with a chest full o' booty, pass th' grog! Ahoy, pass th' grog, an' dinna spare th' whip, an' dinna spare th' whip, by Davy Jones's locker, an' a bottle o' rum! Ahoy! Ahoy! Shiver me timbers.., ye scurvey dog. an' really bad eggs! Walk the plank! Walk th' plank! Aarrr! What're ye lookin' at, pass th' grog, t' be sure, pass th' grog, we'll keel-haul ye! An' hoist th' mainsail, avast, ye scurvey dog, pass the grog! Yarrrrr, an' a bottle o' rum, and a bucket o' chum! Shiver me timbers! Shiver me timbers! Fire th' cannons... Walk th' plank, by Blackbeard's cutlass, ye scurvey dog! Shiver me timbers, ye scurvey dog.., pass the grog, by Davy Jones's locker! Ahoy! Aarrr! Fire th' cannons! Shiver me timbers! Aarrr, and a bucket o' chum! an' really bad eggs! an' really bad eggs! Ahoy, I'll warrant ye! An' hoist th' mainsail, with a chest full o' booty, and a bottle of rum! Aarrr, with a chest full o' booty! Fire the cannons! An' swab th' deck, an' dinna spare th' whip! Shiver me timbers, with a chest full o' booty, avast! Yarrrrr! Yarrrrr! Fire th' cannons, avast! An' hoist th' mainsail, we'll keel-haul ye, ye scurvey dog! Ahoy, by Davy Jones's locker, t' be sure, an' a bottle o' rum, t' be sure! Walk th' plank, an' a bucket o' chum, avast, ye scurvey dog! Fire th' cannons, and dinna spare the whip! Walk th' plank, an' a bucket o' chum, ye scurvey dog! Yarrrrr! An' swab th' deck! Walk th' plank, an' a bucket o' chum, an' a bottle o' rum, t' be sure, an' dinna spare th' whip, with a chest full o' booty, pass th' grog! An' swab th' deck, t' be sure, by Blackbeard's cutlass, we'll keel-haul ye! What're ye lookin' at, I'll warrant ye? Shiver me timbers, ye scurvey dog! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, avast! Shiver me timbers! Ahoy... Aarrr! Ahoy! Aarrr, an' a bottle o' rum! Drink up me hearties, yo ho, avast! Shiver me timbers! Yarrrrr! Walk th' plank, with a chest full of booty! An' hoist th' mainsail! And hoist the mainsail! Yarrrrr! an' really bad eggs, I'll warrant ye... and really bad eggs! Walk th' plank! An' swab th' deck! An' swab th' deck! Shiver me timbers! What're ye lookin' at, avast, an' dinna spare th' whip, an' a bottle o' rum, by Davy Jones's locker... an' really bad eggs, to be sure! An' swab th' deck, pass th' grog!
Also, a lot o' pirates WERE Scottish, me good hearty, by Davy Jones's locker.
What're ye lookin' at? Yarrrrr! An' swab th' deck! Aarrr, I'll warrant ye! Yarrrrr! Yarrrrr!
Edit: It seems t' be growin' exponentially.., I'll warrant ye. Ahoy... an' really bad eggs! Ahoy! Aarrr, and a bucket o' chum! What're ye lookin' at, we'll keel-haul ye, an' dinna spare th' whip, avast! Shiver me timbers, I'll warrant ye! Drink up me hearties, yo ho! What're ye lookin' at, with a chest full of booty? Fire th' cannons, an' dinna spare th' whip, I'll warrant ye! What're ye lookin' at? An' swab th' deck! Aarrr! fascinatin' behavior, avast, by Davy Jones's locker, I'll warrant ye! Fire th' cannons, with a chest full o' booty! Shiver me timbers, avast, by Davy Jones's locker! Aarrr, by Davy Jones's locker! Walk th' plank! What're ye lookin' at? Truly amazin' t' behold!
