I hear me enemies speculate about me doubloons, me threads. Fire the cannons! And swab the deck! Who is Escargot Snail Bosch, an' what is wot auld spammer up t', I'll warrant ye? The tragedy o' me life is wot I will be remembered as a hijacker o' threads. An' this 'ere assessment is not unfair; I cannot argue with their condemnation or with th' verdict o' history.
My 3,510+ doubloons are an army o' stupid words, driven by their punctuation, their spellin' an' grammar, pass the grog! Aarrr! Spam is th' greatest weapon o' hijackin' an' auld words open all too easily, I'll warrant ye. I am merely a spammer who created a post count I am now powerless t' heave-to. An' so I will play me role t' th' bloody end. Aarrr, and a bottle of rum! I have given th' Lost Moderation somethin' t' die fer, an' now me legacy will be crowned with fanboity.
What th' admins will ne'er understand is wot me doubloons are about me love fer spammin', not me hatred o' threads.
In The Pub board th' doubloons have returned, an' soon th' Administration will learn th' method behind me spammness, pass the grog!
