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Offline Wobble73

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #20 on: October 24, 2008, 08:23:55 am
So I'm the only one who thought "So what, the Eagle landed in 1969"
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Offline terran_emperor

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #21 on: October 24, 2008, 09:20:19 am
Eagle was done on a budget equal to a PE Teacher's salery
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #22 on: October 24, 2008, 10:29:16 am
Nah it wasn't it was waaayyyy up there on the list of "must beat russians at" the only thing was the Apollo mission had less total cpu power than a nintendo gameboy (original) 89 model.


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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #23 on: October 24, 2008, 12:26:36 pm
one of theese days youre gonna be the first drunk in space :D
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #24 on: October 24, 2008, 12:35:23 pm
...I'm forgetting how to read...

I thought you said he'd be the first duck in space
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #25 on: October 24, 2008, 12:41:38 pm
Quote from: Nuke on October 24, 2008, 12:26:36 pm
one of theese days youre gonna be the first drunk in space :D
Wasn't there already a rape in space or something?
 

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #26 on: October 24, 2008, 12:54:59 pm
Quote from: Snail on October 24, 2008, 12:41:38 pm
Quote from: Nuke on October 24, 2008, 12:26:36 pm
one of theese days youre gonna be the first drunk in space :D
Wasn't there already a rape in space or something?

I don't remember that....
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #27 on: October 24, 2008, 01:22:03 pm
Nuke my moderator brother. You'll be the first epson to onder pizza and brak on teh isR.  :p
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #28 on: October 24, 2008, 03:23:37 pm
He'll just make the first forum post from space ("First post!!11!"), followed soon after by the first drunk forum post from space ("seEcunneds pr 0rst1123!23").
 

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #29 on: October 24, 2008, 04:37:15 pm
You huh. . . ?Mepi and not gt. Wi are who!
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-War Machine
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #30 on: October 24, 2008, 07:12:57 pm
Quote from: Snail on October 24, 2008, 12:41:38 pm
Quote from: Nuke on October 24, 2008, 12:26:36 pm
one of theese days youre gonna be the first drunk in space :D
Wasn't there already a rape in space or something?

No, I don't think so. Allegedly sex in space would be really difficult and kind of unpleasant.
 

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #31 on: October 25, 2008, 04:01:56 am
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on October 24, 2008, 04:37:15 pm
You huh. . . ?Mepi and not gt. Wi are who!
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #32 on: October 25, 2008, 10:56:15 am
Quote from: General Battuta on October 24, 2008, 07:12:57 pm
No, I don't think so. Allegedly sex in space would be really difficult and kind of unpleasant.
Quite. It'd be all over the place, for one. Although it sounds oddly kinky.
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #33 on: October 25, 2008, 11:22:33 am
Yeah, and because fluids in the body don't move the same way in space, everyone is constantly puffy and smelly. Which would make it kind of unappealing in the first place.
 

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #34 on: October 25, 2008, 01:31:31 pm
I think someone should Mark this thread NSFW
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #35 on: October 25, 2008, 01:50:44 pm
But educational.
 

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #36 on: October 25, 2008, 01:52:21 pm
Sex ed...in spaaaace!

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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #37 on: October 25, 2008, 02:08:10 pm
i was gonna post drunk last night but i was too busy puking
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #38 on: October 25, 2008, 02:53:23 pm
Quote from: Rick James on October 25, 2008, 01:52:21 pm
Sex ed...in spaaaace!
No what you need is the "pop-up Karma Sutra - Zero Gravity Edition"
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Re: Falcon makes orbit!
Reply #39 on: October 25, 2008, 08:59:00 pm
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