If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Only if the skin breaks.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
White, most likely.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
It depends on how good his sense of balance and agility is.
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Yes.
What do chickens think we taste like?
Do they even have taste buds?
What do people in China call their good plates?
I don't speak Chinese.
What do you call a male ladybug?
A ladybug
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Natural bald, or shaved bald?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
A different dog.
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
From sundials, which do not need to be set.
Which is the other side of the street?
The side you're not on.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Because Noah in all likely-hood never existed.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Perhaps they need the needles for other stuff, too.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The glue doesn't dry because it's not exposed enough.
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
Most likely because the etymology for the two terms is completely different.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Same reason we can't shoot people named "Summer" in June->September in the Northern hemisphere.
Literal responses, FTL. Sorry. Couldn't resist.
