[Nuke]

Damn straight. I mean, seriously, how in the hell did he *not* get it?! It boggles the mind. My mind, at least.

He's a Cylon that's the only explanation. 

O.o This explains everything!

This thread needs more pictures of "Zack".  Keep them G-rated, as she's only 17 this is a family-friendly forum.

Enjoy? I guess?

sorry, i perfer fat chicks in leather and/or latex outfits

[chief1983]

sorry, i perfer fat chicks in leather and/or latex outfits

Yay, more girls that are smaller than me for me!

[Colonol Dekker]

Is that an admission to obesity?

[Nuke]

my problem with skinny chicks is that i usually screw em right off the bed/table/car seat/dog house/ect, usually resulting in a concussion. if the girl has mass i can tap it harder without the morning star effect.

[pecenipicek]

AHAHAHHHAHHAAAHAHHAAHAH!!!


GOOD MORNING WOOOOORLD!!!!

[Stormkeeper]

Morning, pecenipicek.

[iamzack]

my problem with skinny chicks is that i usually screw em right off the bed/table/car seat/dog house/ect, usually resulting in a concussion. if the girl has mass i can tap it harder without the morning star effect.

Hrm... I think I'm going to call bs on that, but if that's really a problem for you, it's not because of the girl.

Yay, more girls that are smaller than me for me!

More like for Turambar...

[Colonol Dekker]

Come on Nuke.  . . Experience dictates that position and, i'll use the term "grip" mean there should be no premature undocking if you do it properly. It works on any possible couple combination.

[Stormkeeper]

... undocking ...

[iamzack]

Come on Nuke.  . . Experience dictates that position and, i'll use the term "grip" mean there should be no premature undocking if you do it properly. It works on any possible couple combination.

Does Mr. Nuke lack fingers? Or maybe Mr. Nuke's leg muscles are retardedly more powerful than his arm muscles. In which case... there are other positions, yeah? Yeah...

Maybe Mr. Nuke is just making excuses for a fat fetish. In which case, Mr. Nuke should stop that. The internet is no place to be ashamed of one's sexual "deviances."

[iamzack]

AHAHAHHHAHHAAAHAHHAAHAH!!!

GOOD MORNING WOOOOORLD!!!!

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Good morning, Mr. Pecenipicek.

[karajorma]

my problem with skinny chicks is that i usually screw em right off the bed/table/car seat/dog house/ect, usually resulting in a concussion. if the girl has mass i can tap it harder without the morning star effect.

Carnellian bedsheets aren't for everyone.

[iamzack]

Unrelated:

Turambar suggests that I chill out and stop obsessively posting all over the place.

Maybe I would, but goddamnit, I'm at school at 6:20am every day, including Tuesdays, and on Tuesdays I don't have a real class until frakking 8:40am.

Oh well. This site will likely be blocked by tomorrow, and I'll have to go back to obsessively responding to Craigslist job postings.

[Colonol Dekker]

Yes get a job. then get money, learn Fred and make a female oriented campaign.

[Turambar]

hahahahaha

well this is fun to read after waking up!

(good morning!)

[Goober5000]

Yowza.

[StarSlayer]

Figured I would check this thread in the morning for chuckle.  I was not disappointed

[Stormkeeper]

Heh.

[Inquisitor]

I am officially too old for this ****

[Stormkeeper]

I am officially too old for this ****

Then scoot over and give us young 'uns some room!