That's because you weren't here for any of my numerous bans and all the hilarious fall-out.
Like when I had a spat with Razor. And then Razor unknowingly used a free image uploader I'd made to post some screenies. And one of my lackeys informed me. And I replaced all his images with close-ups of amateur gay anal.
Fun times.
Heretic's bans were the best though. He realised that while IMG tags were disabled in sigs, the LVLSHOT tags (as custom BB code) actually worked - so he put a 640x480 goatse in his sig and it appeared in all five thousand of his posts.