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Offline chief1983

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Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
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Dec 13 23:42:07 <Brand-X>   too bad we couldn't have a dynamic campaign where the collie could have survived
Dec 13 23:42:14 <HerraTohtori>   their finest hour? the one where collie dies by surprise sathanas
Dec 13 23:43:08 <Brand-X>   Yeah, that's the one, "You beat the Sathanis, congratulations... HA HA FOOLED YOU"
Dec 13 23:44:00 <Brand-X>   I think that was the biggest reason why I liked FS1's story over FS2.  in FS1 you had a goal, in FS2 after that it's pretty much just "Hey, you're ****ed, so deal with it"
Dec 13 23:44:03 *   HerraTohtori whines a bit more about the crappy router
Dec 13 23:44:12 <Brand-X>   FS1 was like "Save humanity! Go Go Go!"
Dec 13 23:44:31 <Brand-X>   FS2 was like "Hey save these people, they'll die later anyways but might as well give it a shot"
Dec 13 23:44:36 <HerraTohtori>   FS2 was just like being trapped in a constantly growing ****storm
Dec 13 23:45:12 <chief1983>   I think it would have been better, had their been an FS3
Dec 13 23:45:18 <chief1983>   then it could have been the Empire of the series
Dec 13 23:45:20 <HerraTohtori>   starting from the Great Hunt
Dec 13 23:45:39 <chief1983>   and FS3 could have been the Return
Dec 13 23:45:47 <chief1983>   hell they could have named it Return of the Ancients
Dec 13 23:46:06 <chief1983>   **** now I have to go make a campaign called FS3:  Return of the Ancients and see if I can get banned for it
Dec 13 23:46:22 <mura>   just make the topic :D
Dec 13 23:46:35 <chief1983>   I think _that_ would finally get me a custom title
Dec 13 23:46:36 <HerraTohtori>   :D
Dec 13 23:46:37 <chief1983>   lol
Dec 13 23:46:48 <mura>   hahaha
Dec 13 23:46:49 <HerraTohtori>   do it
Dec 13 23:47:04 <HerraTohtori>   with seventeen dozen sathanases and lucifers
Dec 13 23:47:10 <HerraTohtori>   engaging an armada of colossi

Come on though.  You know I'm right, :V: was totally going to rip off LucasArts.  And then Lucas went crazy right about the time FS2 came out, and they decided to bail on that idea.  Thanks for coming, shows start every night at 7.
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
i call dibs on mission tester!

 

Offline Martinus

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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
You reckon :V: were on track to try a BOE mission? :D

In my experience nobody's ever pulled off a battle of that scale without it turning into a joke.

 

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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
Bah. If only to stop you whining about it. :p
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
Aww, see I thought just bringing up the lack of it on occasion ensured that I wouldn't get one.  I guess that backfired.  (sort of?)
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
What's always funny is when someone does a mission with tons of ships and fighting which does work, it's not called a BOE :p
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
You reckon :V: were on track to try a BOE mission? :D

In my experience nobody's ever pulled off a battle of that scale without it turning into a joke.

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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
you uh... gonna keep doing that?
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
HE SAID FS3; GET HIM!

J\k. A banning will suit him just fine :)
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
But really...IF there had been another game...Return of the Ancients would have been a badass plotline.
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
If we were to further ripoff Lucas, would that mean that Alpha 1 and his sister were the last living Ancients, with Alpha 1's father being the right hand of the (Shivan) Emperor, who'd defect to the "light" side at the end, before dying and...

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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
Then lets use something a bit more original than the Star Wars. Make the Shivans miraculously return after 40 years and nearly destroy the entire GTVA, forcing a ragtag fleet under the command of Admiral Petrarch and a ridiculously-appointed President of the GTVA to go on a journey to find another home where the Ancients, who were actually the predecessors of the humanity, went several thousand years ago...

... wait, that sounds awfully familiar :p
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
What's always funny is when someone does a mission with tons of ships and fighting which does work, it's not called a BOE :p

Isn't a BoE mission one where you don't have to do anything?
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
What's always funny is when someone does a mission with tons of ships and fighting which does work, it's not called a BOE :p

Isn't a BoE mission one where you don't have to do anything?
I'd rather say that not having to do anything is a consequence of a BoE mission. A BoE mission itself is... well, like the BoE. Ships everywhere, laz0rs flinging to all existing directions, everyone has a panic, yet it seems like an individual cannot accomplish anything major by himself.
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23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
What's always funny is when someone does a mission with tons of ships and fighting which does work, it's not called a BOE :p

Isn't a BoE mission one where you don't have to do anything?

The two tend to be closely related. A BoE mission is a mission where the player can't affect the outcome. This is most commonly encountered in missions that are so full of capships that they resemble the BoE from SW, hence the name, but not always.

It's not really a well defined term.
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
FS2 Alpha 1: No, my father didn't fight in the Great War. He was a navigator on a beer freighter.
Petrarch: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals; he felt he should've stayed here and not gotten involved.
Alpha 1: You fought in the Great War?
Petrarch: Yes. I was once a GTI pilot, the same as your father.
Alpha 1: I wish I'd known him.
Petrarch: He was the best fighter pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I understand that you've become quite a good pilot yourself.
[sorrowfully]
Petrarch: And he was a good friend.


...

Petrarch: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Petrarch on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Alpha 1: What is it?
Petrarch: Your father's GTF Valkyrie. This is the ship of a GTI pilot. Not as clumsy or random as a Myrmidon or Herc 2; an elegant fighter for a more civilized age. For over two centuries, the GTI pilots were the guardians of peace and justice in the Galactic Terran Alliance. Before the dark times... before the Great War and the Hades Rebellion.

...

Admiral Bosch: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
[pauses]
Bosch: Alpha 1, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Alpha 1: I'll never join you!
Bosch: If you only knew the power of the Shivans. Petrarch never told you what happened to your father.
Alpha 1: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
Bosch: No. *I* am your father.
Alpha 1: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Bosch: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
Alpha 1: [anguished] No! No!


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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
OHH bosch is Alpha's 1 father!!!  :rolleyes:


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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
FS2 Alpha 1: No, my father didn't fight in the Great War. He was a navigator on a beer freighter.
Petrarch: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals; he felt he should've stayed here and not gotten involved.
Alpha 1: You fought in the Great War?
Petrarch: Yes. I was once a GTI pilot, the same as your father.
Alpha 1: I wish I'd known him.
Petrarch: He was the best fighter pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I understand that you've become quite a good pilot yourself.
[sorrowfully]
Petrarch: And he was a good friend.


...

Petrarch: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Petrarch on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Alpha 1: What is it?
Petrarch: Your father's GTF Valkyrie. This is the ship of a GTI pilot. Not as clumsy or random as a Myrmidon or Herc 2; an elegant fighter for a more civilized age. For over two centuries, the GTI pilots were the guardians of peace and justice in the Galactic Terran Alliance. Before the dark times... before the Great War and the Hades Rebellion.

...

Admiral Bosch: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
[pauses]
Bosch: Alpha 1, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Alpha 1: I'll never join you!
Bosch: If you only knew the power of the Shivans. Petrarch never told you what happened to your father.
Alpha 1: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
Bosch: No. *I* am your father.
Alpha 1: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Bosch: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
Alpha 1: [anguished] No! No!


 :shaking:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Okay. that HAS to go in the next JAD in someform
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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
You reckon :V: were on track to try a BOE mission? :D

In my experience nobody's ever pulled off a battle of that scale without it turning into a joke.
X-Wing: Alliance did, but then that actually was the Battle of Endor, so maybe it doesn't really count.   :D
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Offline terran_emperor

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Re: Episode VII: Chief Tries to Get Banned
Well, duuuh

The Battle of Endor is obviously going to suffer from BOE syndrome otherwise the syndrome is misnammed
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