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Offline Rick James

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Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
on: December 22, 2008, 01:55:55 pm

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Offline Kosh

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #1 on: December 23, 2008, 12:47:21 am
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #2 on: December 23, 2008, 01:04:43 am
« Last Edit: December 23, 2008, 01:09:30 am by portej05 »
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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #3 on: December 23, 2008, 02:30:39 am
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #4 on: December 23, 2008, 04:04:38 am
* Androgeos Exeunt checks Rick James' link.

Wow. Cool stuff. Two things to learn from that flash video:

- That Still Alive can be turned into a Christmas-ish carol;
- That Santa appears to be the only organic that sentry guns won't fire upon.

* Androgeos Exeunt checks Kosh's link.

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #5 on: December 23, 2008, 09:05:33 pm
Ho, ho, ho!

 :p Merry Christmas!
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #6 on: December 23, 2008, 10:28:12 pm
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #7 on: December 23, 2008, 10:34:35 pm
I think "A year behind on what's funny" would be better.  :nervous:
 

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 11:49:28 pm
Quote from: ssmit132 on December 23, 2008, 09:05:33 pm
Ho, ho, ho!

 :p Merry Christmas!

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #9 on: December 24, 2008, 01:30:17 am
why the **** did my post disappear?

anyway where is that from - i want it.
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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #10 on: December 24, 2008, 01:44:21 am
Quote from: Androgeos Exeunt on December 23, 2008, 11:49:28 pm
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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #11 on: December 24, 2008, 02:36:17 am
that's awesome. i'm gonna go find it.
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Offline Kosh

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #12 on: December 24, 2008, 03:00:58 pm
Quote from: BloodEagle on December 23, 2008, 10:34:35 pm
I think "A year behind on what's funny" would be better.  :nervous:

Maybe not, afterall the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade got rickrolled last month.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #13 on: December 24, 2008, 03:05:03 pm
Welcome to the club Kosh
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #14 on: December 24, 2008, 03:18:11 pm
It's nice to feel so wanted :D
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #15 on: December 24, 2008, 04:09:17 pm
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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #16 on: December 24, 2008, 04:13:58 pm
He got what he deserved.
 

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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #17 on: December 24, 2008, 04:25:08 pm
Too bad you don't have what you deserve, Snail... :p
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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #18 on: December 24, 2008, 04:29:48 pm
Quote from: Mobius on December 24, 2008, 04:25:08 pm
Too bad you don't have what you deserve, Snail... :p
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Re: Merry Christmas from Aperture Science
Reply #19 on: December 24, 2008, 04:33:49 pm
Quote from: Snail on December 24, 2008, 04:29:48 pm
I'll never get what I deserve.

True. You wouldn't be here otherwise. :p
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