[Titan]

c'mon, i know you have them.


"For me, life is like a staring contest. Occasionally it's like going against my best friend: I usually lose, but it's still fun. The rest of the time, though, it's like trying to beat a pair of eyes spray painted onto a brick wall."

[Dark Hunter]

One of my favorites is:

"It does not prove a thing to be right because the majority say it is so." Something a LOT of people seem to forget these days.

I'll think of more later.

[MP-Ryan]

See my signature.

[Rodo]

a would better quote Bosch saying "the method behind the madness" or Alpha one saying "but not in my lifetime...and such is liberation"
I don't really have a personal quote...unleast no a flashy one.

[Ford Prefect]

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

[Scuddie]

"Usually, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."

[portej05]

I haven't got a favourite, so I'll throw a few out:

"Build a bridge, burn it down and swim the river"

and these are some of my favourites from the director of one of the UWA choirs (and totally out of context):
"You need a big bottom to sing in this room"
"Ladies, sing like you're having your blouse ripped off"
"It's the textual climax of the piece. Feels great, doesn't it."
"You know when you're going to vomit and you cant stop.... sing like that"
There are manymany more of these!

[Nuke]

"quotes suck"
-me

[Mongoose]

"Ah, bananas:  Nature's Lunchables."

[Kosh]

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

Wasn't that miss america?

[Androgeos Exeunt]

"Don't cross a bridge until you come to it."

[IPAndrews]

"You made one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which is never start a land war in Asia."

[terran_emperor]

My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

[ssmit132]

"You get a cookie/medal!" "Do you want a medal?"

"Life is like a game of chess - you can't take back your mistakes."

[Jeff Vader]

"Life sucks and then you ****in' die!"

[Androgeos Exeunt]

"This is speed skating. Which in the proper Olympics involves a lot of men in condoms, slithering about." - James May
"With Jeremy's shooting, you're perfectly safe so long as you stand directly in front of the target." - James May
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you, that's the killer." - Jeremy Clarkson

[Davros]

"I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again".

When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".

[Jeff Vader]

Josh Homme is also known to occasionally throw some good ****:

"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf."

"Conform or be butt-****ed."

"I'd rather be a little part of something cool than a big part of something that sucks."

[IPAndrews]

"Life sucks and then you ****in' die!"

Cheer the hell up. It's the season to be jolly .

[Wobble73]

"This is speed skating. Which in the proper Olympics involves a lot of men in condoms, slithering about." - James May
"With Jeremy's shooting, you're perfectly safe so long as you stand directly in front of the target." - James May
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you, that's the killer." - Jeremy Clarkson

"This car could snap knicker elastic at thirty paces" - Jeremy Clarkson