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The GTVA Colossus is never explicitly given a ship type in game, so what do you think it is closest to?

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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Hey people...what do you think about the Iceni, then? :rolleyes:

Referred to as a Corvette by your Wingman at one point.  "We're 5 Clicks from that Corvette!"
In the same manner the SD Nebiros is referred to as a cruiser, and the GVCv Thebes is referred to as a destroyer.
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23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Hey people...what do you think about the Iceni, then? :rolleyes:

Referred to as a Corvette by your Wingman at one point.  "We're 5 Clicks from that Corvette!"
In the same manner the SD Nebiros is referred to as a cruiser, and the GVCv Thebes is referred to as a destroyer.
lol...face it...the whole game's rubbish under its own naming system, or else Voilition intentionally planned that the GTA / GTVA (Let's just say the humans) militaries consisted of retards that didn't go through any type of "Know your enemy and your friend, and what to expect to see in the field" training... :rolleyes:

Might as well say again, Cruisers are AAA platforms with rave lights, Corvettes bigger AAA platforms with ravier rave lights, and Destroyers carriers with ravey rave lights.

This, I believe is as accurate as it can get. :p

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
In the same manner the SD Nebiros is referred to as a cruiser, and the GVCv Thebes is referred to as a destroyer.

:wtf:

...wha-...oh yeah, Snipes said:

Spoiler:
Alpha 2: We got incoming, a Ravana-class CRUISER, designation Nebiros.

Which persona said that the Thebes was a destroyer?
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Which persona said that the Thebes was a destroyer?
It's in the Bearbaiting debriefing if you happen to lose the Thebes:

"The destroyer Thebes, however, did not survive the engagement."
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Hey people...what do you think about the Iceni, then? :rolleyes:

Referred to as a Corvette by your Wingman at one point.  "We're 5 Clicks from that Corvette!"
In the same manner the SD Nebiros is referred to as a cruiser, and the GVCv Thebes is referred to as a destroyer.

Yeah, but a wingman calling the Iceni a 'corvette' just after they've discovered the thing is more forgivable than these other two examples. Yes, Loukakis did say that it was a 'frigate', but at least the Iceni is corvette-sized.

 

Offline eliex

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?

In the same manner the SD Nebiros is referred to as a cruiser, and the GVCv Thebes is referred to as a destroyer.

Into the Lion's Den there's a Rakshasha cruiser that doesn't have a unique name too.


 

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Everything in Into the Lion's Den (except the Nebiros) doesn't have a name...
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Everything in Into the Lion's Den (except the Nebiros) doesn't have a name...

True. I never really gave much thought to the magnitude of the whole name problem in Into the Lion's Den until now. ;)
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Offline Ziame

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Well, I think it's forgivable. IMO it gives this feeling of "OMGWTFBBQ our computerz can't compute namez! NOOOOEES!"
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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
In the same manner the SD Nebiros is referred to as a cruiser, and the GVCv Thebes is referred to as a destroyer.

:v: probably changed its class to Sobek after realizing that a destroyer could easily survive a direct engagement against the Beleth - maybe its hitpoints and the main beam cannon were too much to turn the second part of Bearbaiting into a worth challenge.

Even the name suggests that the Thebes was a destroyer - it was the name of an ancient city. Except for Alexandria, most(all?) names of that kind are used for destroyers(Carthage, Cyrene, Phoenicia, Aquitaine). Afterall, names of cities and regions work fine.
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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Psamtik (I), on the other hand, was an Egyptian king who united his people freed his land from Assyrian control in under ten years. The Memphis, on the other hand, is named after an Egyptian city.

I think it is hence safe to assume that modern Vasudan ship names are taken from very good Egyptian kings/Pharaohs and Egyptian cities.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
Psamtik (I), on the other hand, was an Egyptian king who united his people freed his land from Assyrian control in under ten years. The Memphis, on the other hand, is named after an Egyptian city.

I think it is hence safe to assume that modern Vasudan ship names are taken from very good Egyptian kings/Pharaohs and Egyptian cities.

In short, something

A) Egyptian

and

B) Notable for some good reason

 

Offline Commander Zane

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
The Colossus is a Battle Ship.

Look at the cutscene where it talks about its weapons capability, around the top right of the screen the exact words:
TVA Battle Ship.

There's your Canon evidence. :P

 

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
:wtf:
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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
If I had something that would play the blasted thing so I can screen it I would, you'll just have to watch it a couple times yourself.

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
something that would play the blasted thing so I can screen it
You mean like... a media player of some sort?

Picture related.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
No Windows Media Player will not display the video. WinAmp will not display videos either.
But that's the screen I was going for.

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
No Windows Media Player will not display the video. WinAmp will not display videos either.
Ever thought about installing codecs? Actually, the easier option is to get a media player that plays videos without any hassle. VLC Media Player will accomplish this task, but personally I prefer The KMPlayer nowadays since it looks cooler and crashes far less often. Or never, to be precise.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
I have the VLC and also real player plays it, I think he's right... the vid defines the Colossus as a "XXX" battle ship of massive proportions ( don't know what says on the XXX part), well that's what says in 3 different shots, the other descriptions are just the same text written over and over :P... something like "math is cool Im preety deamed... and I can't read any further.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: What Ship Type is the GTVA Colossus?
the vid defines the Colossus as a "XXX" battle ship of massive proportions ( don't know what says on the XXX part)
It looks a lot like TVA, as Commander Zane said. Which could naturally stand for Terran-Vasudan Alliance.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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