[NGTM-1R]

I needed four options to cover everything.

EDIT: Actually, five, to cover gender too.

To explain: I am male. I have a girlfriend. I identify myself as both hetero and bi at the same time, for the simple reason that I do not react to the human male form in a sexual sense but remain curious about the actual experience when it's a given that I'm never going to meet someone I'd actually care to try it with. (Wrap your head around that, if you can.) Also the committed relationship with the girlfriend involves sex toys.

[Mars]

mmmmh .  . . this is painful. I'm with a girl who's going up to a college town 90 miles away in a month, so I guess she's really just a fling, although I really wish she was more . . . but life is like that 

So yeah, I guess that would be closer to toy in a way, which is just a horrible thing to say.

But yeah, I'm not a total lamer, although some days it seems like it.

[Hellstryker]

 

[Narvi]

I needed four options to cover everything.

EDIT: Actually, five, to cover gender too.

To explain: I am male. I have a girlfriend. I identify myself as both hetero and bi at the same time, for the simple reason that I do not react to the human male form in a sexual sense but remain curious about the actual experience when it's a given that I'm never going to meet someone I'd actually care to try it with. (Wrap your head around that, if you can.) Also the committed relationship with the girlfriend involves sex toys.

I believe the term is "bi-curious".

[Dark RevenantX]

Progress is slow no matter what I try.  But there is progress...

16 yrs, single, hetero...  And I love my computer up the butt.

[Fury]

I've edited the poll to allow users to change their votes. It comes handy when additional options are added, like the single. As much as I wanted to fix spelling too, that is Goober's job.

Edit: WTF means "if it stays still long enough ill give it a try". That can be interpreted in too many ways.

[karajorma]

It means that if they offer you a melon for dinner, don't accept. That's not good melon.

[MP-Ryan]

No engaged option eh?  Well, we're common-law status too so I guess I get to go with "wife."

[captain-custard]

No engaged option eh?  Well, we're common-law status too so I guess I get to go with "wife."

engaged is a girlfriend or boyfriend......... common law is as you have selected......... same rights as a married person without the inconvenience and expence of a wedding

[Mongoose]

Been single all my life, and I don't see that changing any time soon.  One has to actually know at least one female to have any hopes of starting a relationship with them.  In the meantime, my computer gives me all the tough love I can handle.

[IceFire]

Alright so I'm an idiot and clicked single and then realized your gathering other data too.  I should learn how to read and stop making fun of people who don't

Anyways...yeah ...single...its how things are.  Things are too complicated for relationships...but it'd probably be nice. Then I could do the couple things that my friends are all into these days.  I'm the token single person...have to keep up the representation you know.

[NGTM-1R]

I believe the term is "bi-curious".

Except...I'm not. You're not quite grasping my point.

[Narvi]

I believe the term is "bi-curious".

Except...I'm not. You're not quite grasping my point.

... but if you're not bi-curious, that would just make you bi.v

[Mars]

W00t! I is in a real relationship now, with the best girl ever.

I have no originality.

[IceFire]

W00t! I is in a real relationship now, with the best girl ever.

I have no originality.

Thats probably ok.  If it works for you...who can complain

[Mobius]

I'm in a relationship, not virtual (obviously).

*  I wonder if the Administrators will be extending HLP member profiles to accomodate parts related to relationships and partners

[NGTM-1R]

... but if you're not bi-curious, that would just make you bi.v

Except the biology more or less rebelled and, as I noted, I can't be really considered bi or bi-curious because that implies some kind of possiblity it would actually happen, which, given the fact I don't react at all to guys, it isn't. So it's not even really bi-curious...it's academically curious.

[KappaWing]

Woooo!!!! I'm not the only homo here. (According to the poll)

The other one is Turambar?

*looks at title*
Dude how the HELL did you hook up with my ex?

No, I don't know your story. I guess I need to lurk moar.

[Mars]

lol . . . iamzack is actually female, but is apparently optimally lesbian.

[KappaWing]

ermmmm?