[blackhole]

I will never have a girlfriend because I am a douche with no life

Not that I want a life.

[Dilmah G]

I will never have a girlfriend because I am a douche with no life

Not that I want a life.

Okay now I'm going to come to your house, and literally DRAG you to Detroit with me

You WILL pick up some clueless chick
You WILL sleep with that clueless chick
and
You WILL bail on her the next morning

Understood soldier?

[blackhole]

I will never have a girlfriend because I am a douche with no life

Not that I want a life.

Okay now I'm going to come to your house, and literally DRAG you to Detroit with me

You WILL pick up some clueless chick
You WILL sleep with that clueless chick
and
You WILL bail on her the next morning

Understood soldier?

You really, really don't understand the entire situation. Trust me on that.

[pecenipicek]

yes. you're a furry. big deal. get a clueless chick, dress her up in your favourite furry costume, bang her, bail, rinse, repeat.

Spoiler:

or a furfag, your choice

[KappaWing]

Spoiler:

or a furfag, your choice

Wouldn't that be rather easy? 

[Mars]

I think that's the point

[pecenipicek]

do i need to spell sarcasm in extremely huge, bold letters? god ****ing dammit.

[Stormkeeper]

It's been said before, I'll say it again; sarcasm fails big time over the internet ...

[Dilmah G]

It's been said before, I'll say it again; sarcasm fails big time over the internet ...

Without tone of voice, you really have no ****ing idea what people are trying to say, including sarcasm


Which is y someone thought of these babies     

[KappaWing]

Sarcasm detectors have failed.... I think its time I leave this thread. Helm, engage subspace drive.

[captain-custard]

well here we go the last 24 hrs of this poll and really ladies and gents its not looking good for the sexual activity of this forum , there are many here who  could qualify for a darwin award if they continue.........

[IceFire]

well here we go the last 24 hrs of this poll and really ladies and gents its not looking good for the sexual activity of this forum , there are many here who  could qualify for a darwin award if they continue.........

Pretty sure Darwin awards are granted only to those who successfully off themselves (and thus hopefully removing themselves from the genepool) doing something incredibly stupid.

Most of the folks here are young and have some time before they are no longer able to spawn.  Since the majority are male...it'll be a while too!

On a more serious note...bringing children into the world is an expensive proposition and a very long term commitment.  Better to have things sorted out in other areas prior to doing such a thing.  Just common sense speaking.  Not sure if being in college/university or attending high school is the right time these days.  Perhaps in the 15th century.

[Aardwolf]

Snuffleupagus.

[karajorma]

Snuffleupagus.

Furvert!

[captain-custard]

ok guys and gurls votings over i will pôst an analasys of the results tomorrow when im sober

[Aardwolf]

Snuffleupagus.

Furvert!

I hadn't thought of that...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

kara might be referring to the meaning of your nick.

[karajorma]

Nope, I'm referring to him being in a relationship with Snuffleupagus.

[blackhole]

You know I try to make a point of distancing myself from the furry fandom for precisely this reason, but clearly I am doomed no matter what I do.

That was NOT what I was talking about.

[McCall]

Y'know, I'm really starting to wonder if, having entered my fourth decade, I've become one of those dopey old farts who just doesn't seem to be able to keep up with the world any more. I just don't get what is going on with this whole "furry fandom" sex thing at all. Furverts? Yiffing? Someone did a study on this? I even read the Wikipedia entry quoted below but that just didn't help me either - if anything, I feel even more bemused.

Has the world moved on and left me behind? I know I'm not the most open-minded guy, but: "...about half of the furry fans are estimated to be in a relationship, with 76% of those having a relationship with another furry..."

WTF????


Wikipedia, BTW:

<< Differing approaches to sexuality have been a source of controversy and conflict in furry fandom.[citation needed] Examples of sexual aspects within furry fandom include erotic art and furry-themed cybersex.[43][44] The term "yiff" is most commonly used to indicate sexual activity or sexual material within the fandom—this applies to sexual activity and interaction within the subculture whether online (in the form of cybersex) or offline.[45][46] Many members of the furry community feel that the overly sexual component gives the rest of them a bad name, and may use the derogatory term "furvert" to describe such people. (See the following section for more details.)

The majority of furries report a non-judgmental attitude towards certain aspects of sexuality and a high tolerance for variety in sexual orientation and activity[citation needed]. 19-25% of the fandom members report homosexuality, 37-48% bisexuality, and 3-8% other forms of alternative sexual relationships. About 2% state an interest in zoophilia, and less than 1% an interest in plushophilia.[47][26] Initially, the bulk of these figures were collected by David J. Rust in 1997 but since then further research has been conducted to update these findings. About half of the furry fans are estimated to be in a relationship, with 76% of those having a relationship with another furry.[47][26] >>