The year I got a state of the art gaming rig.
The year I got the dreaded Vundo on the said rig.
The year in which I almost commited suicide.
The year in which I almost commited suicide again.
The year in which my vendetta against Karajorma began.
The year in which we got rid of that mother****er bush.
The year in which the said mother****er got a shoe thrown at him.
The year in which november - december have consisted of the following events, in order:
Learned a friend got cancer, my grandma got sick, my mom got sick, my mom got her thumb screwed up, the cake was burnt on my birthday, the turkey had feathers in it, I got a ****ing huge stye on my eye, I acquired the dreaded vundo and spent a day cleaning it out, my best friend broke up with his girlfriend, my grandma got sick again (and had to have surgery done).