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Offline Zeronet

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www.bushorchimp.com, i dont condone it but i know of its existance.
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And let that be a lesson to you kids, don't mess with OT threads.

I skipped about 20 replys, and then I had absolutely NO idea, what the hell was everybody talking about.

I think I'll read this over again.
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Hey! I've almost hit the big 1K mark.

is it true about what they say?
"the first 1000 posts is the hardest, then it gets easier"?

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Offline Su-tehp

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Man, this thread has gone ALL OVER the place!

As for the "BushorChimp.com" website, I saw it too and I thought it was hilarious. He really does look like a chimp.

As for the Bush-ring pic, that was really funny too. :)

Now to the real topic:

Ok, about Bush and Co. considering using "small" nuclear weapons in Afganistan: This is a BAD IDEA. There's the "small" fact that we went into Afganistan to liberate it from the Taliban and free the Afganis from tyranny. Yeah, yeah, I know, we didn't go in to liberate the Afganis per se, but it was a nice happenstance that occurred once we kicked the Taliban's and al-Queda's asses. I'd just as soon NOT leave behind a bunch of lethal radioactivity for the Afganis to deal with on their own. Yeah, killing off the remaining terrorists in Afganistan is important, but you don't use a bulldozer to kill off a couple of flies. (There IS such a thing as overkill, after all.)

There's also the fact that America has signed QUITE A FEW nuclear non-proliferation treaties where we said to the rest of the world that we would not use these nuclear weapons in a conventional manner. Once we break this word, we'll have made ourselves fair targets for our enemies to use these weapons on us.

Here's a possible situation of what might occur if and when we decide to use "small" nukes on the battlefield: Unfriendly nations, that is, nations who hate the USA with a passion (and this includes "nominal" allies like Saudi Arabia) will see that when it comes to honoring treaties that we signed, we're full of ****. Then they'll try even harder to get the same kinds of weapons, without regard of where they will come from. The worst case scenario will be Russia watching us violate every non-nuclear treaty we ever signed and will then decide that they won't be bound by those treaties either. Once THAT happens, the Russians (thinking that the Cold War has restarted) might very well decide to sell whatever nukes they can to any rogue state that makes the highest bid. (Remember, the Russians are sorely strapped for cash right now; selling nukes would be pretty profitable...) We've got enough problems with just Iran, Iraq and North Korea trying to develop nukes. What happens when every rogue state in the world manages to get their grubby mitts on them?

I don't know about you guys, but I'm not ready for a new Dark Age.

Some people might say "Well, in WWII we nuked Japan. We're in another war now, so what's the difference between nuking Japan and nuking Afganistan?"

Here's the difference: In WWII, we were at war with the Empire of Japan. It was a declared war between two nation-states and both sides understood that it was no holds barred, meaning that civillian casualties were to be expected. The only alternative to dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Japan was an invasion that would have cost litterally hundreds of thousands of American casualties. We are NOT facing that sort of situation in Afganistan (yet, if ever), so dropping a nuke on Afganistan would NOT be justified on this argument.

Furthermore, in Afganistan, we are NOT at war with the state of Afganistan or its people; President Bush has stated time and again that we are at war with the al-Queda terrorists (I'll leave out the "axis of evil" countries for now.) We are NOT trying to kill Afgan civillians; in fact we've bent over backwards to minimize civillian casualties as much as possible. We've said over and over again that we're trying to help these people. Dropping a nuke on Afganistan and leaving the Afganis to deal with the fallout (literally AND figuratively) would make us treaty-breaking liars in the eyes of the whole world. To say nothing of the fact that the Afganis would feel completely betrayed by the US. We said that we would help them rebuild; dropping a nuke is NOT going to be condusive to reconstructing a war-torn nation. Anyone with half a brain knows this. Nukes are NOT constructive devices; that's completely contrary to their purpose. You drop nukes to blow **** up big-time, not build stuff. (Duh....)

I'd *****-slap "Shrub" myself for even considering this crap if it wasn't a federal offense. I support Bush on his handling of the war (but not much else), but THIS is fundamentally stupid.

If you guys want a second opinion, you can find it here:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/722383.asp?0dm=N14PO

I'm sure (in fact I'm positive) I'm not alone in thinking this "small nuke" stuff is fundamentally wrong.
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Offline wEvil

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fundamentally stupid.


I'm nicking that quote

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Offline JR2000Z

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I think deep_eyes is upset because they used a 432.7 volt light bulb for the WTC lights instead of the usual 432.6 volts.


I know, I know. What were they thinking.... :rolleyes:

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Offline Corsair

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Originally posted by JR2000Z
I think deep_eyes is upset because they used a 432.7 volt light bulb for the WTC lights instead of the usual 432.6 volts.


I know, I know. What were they thinking.... :rolleyes:

:sigh:

:lol:
I don't understand either! Tell me why they did that JZ! Please?
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Offline Bobboau

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well the nuke plan is sort of a last resort deal, and it's only a list of the people we would most likly use nukes on, not that we are realy planing on useing them,
however, I don't think it would be THAT bad an idea (not that I'm implying it is a good idea) if done corectly, if we do it right all the radiation would be held under fifty million tons of rock and molten metal, we would have to get the bomb deep into these caves ocupied by hostile forces and make sure that they don't disarm it and use it aganst us (wouldn't that be ironic). but if we could do this the overkill thing come into play, but I think it would work to our side, being that everyone sees we are infact realy pissed and realy determined, but thankfully I'm not the american policy maker
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Offline Corsair

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thankfully I'm not the american policy maker

Amen to that! That job must be hell. :D
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Originally posted by Su-tehp
Once THAT happens, the Russians (thinking that the Cold War has restarted) might very well decide to sell whatever nukes they can to any rogue state that makes the highest bid. (Remember, the Russians are sorely strapped for cash right now; selling nukes would be pretty profitable...)



Ummm....The Russians know about the Trident 2's and they're 41 nuclear missiles they carry a piece.  USS OHIO is a perfect example.  Even though they are stripping four down to use Tomahawks and to drop over 60 Spec-Ops forces at locations, the Trident 2's still pack a very very dangerous threat to the Russians or to anybody since their missiles were developed after the original tridents to be used as "silo-busters" in a first strike operations.  Such in an event where NATO forces were being defeated and threatened by Warsaw Pact nuclear weapons they could be used to wipe out Soviet(yes, Russia and the USSR are two different things)nuclear missile silos.  And of course all the other aircraft with their short range nukes and the land base MX's.  I think they would think twice before doing something like that.


Me:  Hey there!  My tax money paid for that nuke!
Soldier:  Well we are disarming it.
Me:  With my tax money?
Soldier:  Why of course.
Me:  Hey now!  So your destroying this nuke that is mine with my own money just because?
Soldier:  Yup.
Me:  Well what if you take my tax money that you are using to disarm it and then blow it up and make it all pretty?
Soldier:  Well ok, where do you want it to go?
Me:  Hmmmmmm....send to those bastards that are behind the axis of evil.
Soldier:  Who would that be?
Me:  Canada of course.
Soldier:  Canada?  They never do anything to anybody.
Me:  It's the only logical thing.  Those Canadians are way to quite.  They must be plotting something.  
Soldier:  Your probably right.  They are getting kinda quite up there.  Sounds like they must be up to something.
Me:  Well don't just stand there!  UPS that mofo!
Soldier:  OK!
Me:  :sings:  Blame Canada!  Blame Canada!

Canada...what are they really doing up there?  ;7

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Offline Galemp

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Canada...what are they really doing up there?


Ha! I like it!
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LOL :D

 

Offline IceFire

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The answer is that were doing nothing up here.  Nothing, nada, noper, zip, zero, zalawalaguichio (so I made that up).

There are three things going on up here:

1) People eating donuts (we are the worlds largest consumer of donuts per capita)
2) People drinking beer (we love it, I don't, but we love it)
3) People playing/watching/participating in a hockey game (some fans are more physically involved in a hockey game than the players are)

Now, if you feel that you need to take away our hockey playing, donut eating, and beer drinking society with your nuclear arsenal, then we should feel honored that we count for something :D
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Originally posted by IceFire


1) People eating donuts


Exactly...what people in there right minds just eat donuts?

Stand back while I quote some of Homer.

"There is purple stuff in this donut.  Purple is a fruit." - Homer

What?  You thought I was going to quote Homer the greek writer?
NO!  FOO!  It's the whole donut subject and who would know more about donuts they the cops?  Homer Simpson of course.:D

Now ya see it's the whole basis of my Canadian World Domination Theory™.


See the Canadians sit up there in the Northland and eat their donuts while the rest of the world kills each other.  Then while they eat their donuts their government places mind altering drugs in the donuts which in turn makes all the Canadians Zombie to the Machine.  Then with the excuse of being the world's largest donut consumer they have the excuse to build a giant factory and just say it's a donut factory to fill the demand for Canadian donuts.  However,  this factory makes the jelly in the donuts that has the mind alter drug.  They inturn place it in donuts and sell the to the US and to the UK.  From there the sales press into Russia and Western Europe and Australia and Japan.  Once they have control over the western world they will have enough weapons to take over the rest.  ;7

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Now ya see it's the whole basis of my Canadian World Domination Theory™.

See the Canadians sit up there in the Northland and eat their donuts while the rest of the world kills each other.  Then while they eat their donuts their government places mind altering drugs in the donuts which in turn makes all the Canadians Zombie to the Machine.  Then with the excuse of being the world's largest donut consumer they have the excuse to build a giant factory and just say it's a donut factory to fill the demand for Canadian donuts.  However,  this factory makes the jelly in the donuts that has the mind alter drug.  They inturn place it in donuts and sell the to the US and to the UK.  From there the sales press into Russia and Western Europe and Australia and Japan.  Once they have control over the western world they will have enough weapons to take over the rest.  ;7

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Y'know, this theory frightens me because it is almost plausible. :jaw:
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2) People drinking beer (we love it, I don't, but we love it)


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Offline Bobboau

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don't wory we'd never nuke the 51st state :D
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don't wory we'd never nuke the 51st state :D


Nah, we'd never do that. :)

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Ha, just you wait.  We're gonna take over the world.  Any day now.  Any day now......
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