[Stryke 9]

[nukes the bastards]

No comment. Because I'm not sure if I should be slapping you around with the Dead Frozen Goat of Justice, shrugging and saying "So what?" or putting on a beanie, joining a flock of geese and heading south.

[wEvil]

I'd go north-east if i were you.

[Thorn]

[Stryke 9]

Nah, Rio's more my kinda place. Northeast is DC. Ugh.

[CODEDOG ND]

Hit me hit me!

[Dr.Zer0]

Originally posted by Pera


Are you illiterate or something? It says:

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

what dose it 'firbigan' mean

[Grey Wolf]

You fools! You should have listened to me, Lord Cuinsear of Grey Wolf, ruler of the Noldor, years ago! Bush has possesed the One Ring, but is incapable of learning the knowledge to use it correctly and it will corrupt him and consume the world! Do you not remember the words the Elven sages heard Sauron cry?
"Three for the Elven kings, fairest under the sky
Five for the Dwarf lords, in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord, on his dark throne
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie."

Note: Only lines 4-6 are inscribed on the ring.

[Dr.Zer0]

Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
You fools! You should have listened to me, Lord Cuinsear of Grey Wolf, ruler of the Noldor, years ago! Bush has possesed the One Ring, but is incapable of learning the knowledge to use it correctly and it will corrupt him and consume the world! Do you not remember the words the Elven sages heard Sauron cry?
"Three for the Elven kings, fairest under the sky
Five for the Dwarf lords, in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord, on his dark throne
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In Mordor, where the shadows lie."

Note: Only lines 4-6 are inscribed on the ring.

:doh: Now I rember, LOTR, hw could I of frogoten even whe I saw the movie myself :doh:
But if he was waring that ring, then wouldent he be invsable

[Pera]

Originally posted by Dr.Zer0


:doh: Now I rember, LOTR, hw could I of frogoten even whe I saw the movie myself :doh:
But if he was waring that ring, then wouldent he be invsable

That's excatly my case, only one person is NOT invisible when wearing the ring, Sauron.

[CODEDOG ND]

Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
You fools! You should have listened to me, Lord Cuinsear of Grey Wolf, ruler of the Noldor, years ago! Bush has possesed the One Ring, but is incapable of learning the knowledge to use it correctly and it will corrupt him and consume the world! Do you not remember the words the Elven sages heard Sauron cry?
"Three for the Elven kings, fairest under the sky
Five for the Dwarf lords, in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord, on his dark throne
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie."

Note: Only lines 4-6 are inscribed on the ring.

Oh yeah...well I'm Frodo of the Shire!  I have power over the ring I where it on my pee pee and dance around in circles sing la la la.

Thee hee whoo hoo...you got big jugs.  No wait!  Can I squeeze'em!?!?!

opps sorry that ring made me say that.  

[Darkage]

Originally posted by CODEDOG ND


Oh yeah...well I'm Frodo of the Shire!  I have power over the ring I where it on my pee pee and dance around in circles sing la la la.

Thee hee whoo hoo...you got big jugs.  No wait!  Can I squeeze'em!?!?!

opps sorry that ring made me say that.  

your nuts

[Turnsky]

Originally posted by CODEDOG ND


Oh yeah...well I'm Frodo of the Shire!  I have power over the ring I where it on my pee pee and dance around in circles sing la la la.

Thee hee whoo hoo...you got big jugs.  No wait!  Can I squeeze'em!?!?!

opps sorry that ring made me say that.  

Completely Bloody insane if you ask me.

[Bobboau]

ok so what was the guy talking about?

[CP5670]

who knows...

[Turnsky]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
[nukes the bastards]

No comment. Because I'm not sure if I should be slapping you around with the Dead Frozen Goat of Justice, shrugging and saying "So what?" or putting on a beanie, joining a flock of geese and heading south.

Either, you could head "Deep South" or, you can head to the arse-end of the world ref: Tasmania, Australia

[Nico]

Originally posted by Pera


That's excatly my case, only one person is NOT invisible when wearing the ring, Sauron.

Wrong: Tom Bombadil can do that too

[Setekh]

Originally posted by CP5670
who knows...

Who wants to know...

[CODEDOG ND]

Originally posted by darkage



your nuts

dont look at me like that...Ahhhh run!  it's the eye of satan!


doh...stupid ring made me say that too.  

[diamondgeezer]

Originally posted by venom2506

Wrong: Tom Bombadil can do that too

Perhaps, but since he wouldn't touch it, we'll never know...

As for me, I'm still grappling with the pronunciation of 'Feanor'

[Nico]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer


Perhaps, but since he wouldn't touch it, we'll never know...

As for me, I'm still grappling with the pronunciation of 'Feanor'

wrong again, he does put it in the first book, and the hobbits notice it does nothing only after a short time. Time to read your classics again