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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Some Disturbing News.....
on: March 16, 2002, 01:01:06 am
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #1 on: March 16, 2002, 01:05:25 am
:eek:
-C
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #2 on: March 16, 2002, 01:06:08 am
:eek2:
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Offline Carl

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Reply #3 on: March 16, 2002, 01:18:57 am
not surprising
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #4 on: March 16, 2002, 04:55:48 am
:D
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Dr.Zer0

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Reply #5 on: March 16, 2002, 05:23:37 am
:lol:
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Offline Nico

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Reply #6 on: March 16, 2002, 07:46:19 am
Rosie O'Donnell? who's that?
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Offline Dr.Zer0

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Reply #7 on: March 16, 2002, 07:51:09 am
Quote
Originally posted by venom2506
Rosie O'Donnell? who's that?


:jaw:
too bad I hardly know eather ;)
Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes):
My powerful brain in unraveling the myseries of the universe.
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Its all fun and games until you hit the ground
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #8 on: March 16, 2002, 08:52:21 am
Quote
Originally posted by venom2506
Rosie O'Donnell? who's that?


Some fat ass loud mouth lezbo celeb that wanted to ban all guns except for the ones that protect her son.  Figures...

Anyways...she was the voice on that Disney Movie Tarzan.  Tarzan's gorilla friend.  And also has a show called the Rosie O'Donnell show.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline LtNarol

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Reply #9 on: March 16, 2002, 09:04:36 am
:jaw: :lol: :jaw: :lol: :jaw: :lol: :jaw:
 

Offline Ryx

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Reply #10 on: March 16, 2002, 09:14:19 am
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Offline delta_7890

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Reply #11 on: March 16, 2002, 09:24:03 am
:eek2:
~Delta
 

Offline delta_7890

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Reply #12 on: March 16, 2002, 09:28:53 am
On a similar note, Rosie O'Donnell + Sally Struthers yields the same percentage.  :lol:
~Delta
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #13 on: March 16, 2002, 09:31:47 am
Man there is so many smilies here, that I just have to click the link and....

:eek: :jaw:
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Offline wEvil

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Reply #14 on: March 16, 2002, 12:42:32 pm
Apparently Venom likes cornflakes more than darkage (wit or whitout MILK!)
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #15 on: March 16, 2002, 01:21:15 pm
Quote
Originally posted by wEvil
Apparently Venom likes cornflakes more than darkage (wit or whitout MILK!)


:confused:
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #16 on: March 16, 2002, 01:42:31 pm
LOL:

venom2506 + cornflakes whit milk = 55.5%
darkage + cornflakes whit milk = 36.5%
George Walker Bush + Osama bin Laden = 85.5%

What algorithm is used to calculate this stuff anyway? :D
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #17 on: March 16, 2002, 01:45:51 pm
Maybe it's that the cornflakes don't like darkage.
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #18 on: March 16, 2002, 01:50:49 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
LOL:

venom2506 + cornflakes whit milk = 55.5%
darkage + cornflakes whit milk = 36.5%
George Walker Bush + Osama bin Laden = 85.5%

What algorithm is used to calculate this stuff anyway? :D


Something to do with the number of letters i think.
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #19 on: March 16, 2002, 02:20:47 pm
And which letter.
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