[captain-custard]

im glad that you too arent translaters for real , your clients would be really lost ......

[ssmit132]

If we wanted to be translators, we would actually learn the language instead of just putting it through some silly internet translator.

[phreak]

Original English Text:
Dude, where's my car?

Translated to Japanese:
男は、どこに私の車であるか。

Translated back to English:
Is the man my car somewhere?

Translated to Chinese:
人是否是我的汽车某处？

Translated back to English:
Are the people my automobile somewhere?

Translated to French:
Les personnes sont-elles mon automobile quelque part ?

Translated back to English:
Are the people my car some share?

Translated to German:
Sind die Leute mein Auto irgendein Anteil?

Translated back to English:
Are the people my auto any proportion?

Translated to Italian:
È la gente la mia auto della proporzione?

Translated back to English:
Are people my car of the proportion?

Translated to Portuguese:
São os povos meu carro da proporção?

Translated back to English:
The peoples my is carriage of the ratio?

Translated to Spanish:
¿La gente mi es carro de la relación de transformación?

Translated back to English:
Are people my car of the processing relation?

[Rick James]

Maintenant, c'est pourquoi je préfère utiliser un traducteur différent.

[Scuddie]

Original English Text:
It's a trap!

Translated to Japanese:
それはトラップである!

Translated back to English:
That is the trap!

Translated to Chinese:
那是陷井!

Translated back to English:
That is a trap!

Translated to French:
C'est un piège !

Translated back to English:
It is a trap!

Translated to German:
Es ist eine Falle!

Translated back to English:
It is a trap!

Translated to Italian:
È una trappola!

Translated back to English:
It is a trap!

Translated to Portuguese:
É uma armadilha!

Translated back to English:
It is a trap!

Translated to Spanish:
¡Es un desvío!

Translated back to English:
It is a deflection!

[ssmit132]

That one was all right until it got translated to Spanish. 

[neoterran]

this thread is going to go on forever. / The line is continued permanently

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Original English Text:
Give Zero Two a call; he's got work to do.

Translated to Japanese:
ゼロ2に呼出しを与えなさい; 彼はするべき作業を持っている。

Translated back to English:
Give the access to 2; He has the work of should do.

Translated to Chinese:
允许访问到2; 他有工作应该执行。

Translated back to English:
Allows to access 2; He has the work should execute.

Translated to French:
Laisse accéder à 2 ; Il a le travail devrait exécuter.

Translated back to English:
Let reach 2; It has work should carry out.

Translated to German:
Gelassene Reichweite 2; Sie hat Arbeit sollte durchführen.

Translated back to English:
Calm range 2; It has work should would drive through.

Translated to Italian:
Intervallo calmo 2; Ha lavoro se guidasse da parte a parte.

Translated back to English:
Calm interval 2; It has job if it guided from part besides.

Translated to Portuguese:
Intervalo calmo 2; Tem o trabalho se guiou da parte adicionalmente.

Translated back to English:
Calm break 2; It has the work was guided additionally of the part.

Translated to Spanish:
Rotura tranquila 2; Tiene el trabajo fue dirigida además de la partición.

Translated back to English:
Calm breakage 2; It has the work was directed besides the partition.

[phreak]

Original English Text:
Your ass is grass, and I'm going to smoke it.

Translated to Japanese:
ろばは草であり、私はそれを煙らそうと思っている。

Translated back to English:
The donkey is the grass, I think that the smoke and others so.

Translated to Chinese:
驴是草，我认为抽烟和其他如此。

Translated back to English:
The donkey is a grass, I think that smokes with other so.

Translated to French:
L'âne est une herbe, je pensent qui fume avec autre ainsi.

Translated back to English:
The ass is a grass, I think which smoke with other thus.

Translated to German:
Der Esel ist ein Gras, ich denken, welcher Rauch mit anderem folglich.

Translated back to English:
The donkey is a grass, I thinks, which smoke with other one therefore.

Translated to Italian:
L'asino è un'erba, I pensa, che fumano con altra quindi.

Translated back to English:
The ass is a grass, thinks, that they smoke with other therefore

Translated to Portuguese:
O burro é uma grama, pensa, que fumem com outro conseqüentemente

Translated back to English:
The donkey is one gram, thinks, that they smoke with other consequently

Translated to Spanish:
El burro es un gramo, piensa, que fuman con otro por lo tanto

Translated back to English:
The donkey is a gram, thinks, that they smoke with another one therefore

[portej05]

Original English Text:
I'm a little teapot, short and stout

Translated to Japanese:
I' m小さいティーポット、不足分およびスタウト

Translated back to English:
I' m small tea pot, shortage and stout

Translated to Spanish:
I' pequeños pote, escasez y cerveza de malto del té de m

Translated to French:
I' ; petits pote, pénurie et bière de malto du thé de m

Translated back to English:
I' ; small pal, shortage and beer of malto of the of m

Unfortunately... here is where single letters and characters take over... damn babel!

[Polpolion]

Original English Text:
I am

Translated to Japanese:
私はある

Translated back to English:
There is I

Translated to Chinese:
有I

Translated back to English:
Has I

Translated to French:
A I

Translated back to English:
AD INTERIM

Translated to German:
IN DER ZWISCHENZEIT

Translated back to English:
IN THE MEANTIME

Translated to Italian:
NEL FRATTEMPO

Translated back to English:
Meantime

Translated to Portuguese:
Entrementes

Translated back to English:
Meantime

Translated to Spanish:
Entretanto

Translated back to English:
Meanwhile

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Original English Text:
Because I'm humble, *****es!

Translated to Japanese:
私が控え目であるので、雌犬!

Translated back to English:
Because I am moderate, the female dog!

Translated to Chinese:
由于我是中等的，母狗!

Translated back to English:
Because I am medium, *****!

Translated to French:
Puisque je suis moyen, chienne !

Translated back to English:
Since I am average, *****!

Translated to German:
Da ich durchschnittlich bin, Weibchen!

Translated back to English:
Since I am average, females!

Translated to Italian:
Poiché sono medio, femmine!

Translated back to English:
Since they are medium, females!

Translated to Portuguese:
Desde que são médios, fêmeas!

Translated back to English:
Since they are average, female!

Translated to Spanish:
¡Puesto que son medios, hembra!

Translated back to English:
Since they are average, female!

[FUBAR-BDHR]

Can't believe no one has done:

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!  Hit your burners pilot!

[ssmit132]

Apparently these are submarines. 

Original English Text:
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! Hit your burners pilot!

Translated to Japanese:
飛び込み! 飛び込み! 飛び込み! バーナーのパイロットに当りなさい!

Translated back to English:
Diving! Diving! Diving! Hit to the pilot of the burner!

Translated to Chinese:
潜水! 潜水! 潜水! 对燃烧器的飞行员的命中!

Translated back to English:
Diving! Diving! Diving! To the burner hit of pilot!

Translated to French:
Plongée ! Plongée ! Plongée ! Au coup de brûleur du pilote !

Translated back to English:
Diving! Diving! Diving! With the blow of burner of the pilot!

Translated to German:
Tauchen! Tauchen! Tauchen! Mit dem Schlag des Brenners des Piloten!

Translated back to English:
Dip! Dip! Dip! With the impact of the burner of the pilot!

Translated to Italian:
Immersione! Immersione! Immersione! Con l'impatto del bruciatore del pilota!

Translated back to English:
Immersion! Immersion! Immersion! With the impact of the burner of the pilot!

Translated to Portuguese:
Imersão! Imersão! Imersão! Com o impacto do queimador do piloto!

Translated back to English:
Immersion! Immersion! Immersion! With the impact of the burner of the pilot!

Translated to Spanish:
¡Inmersión! ¡Inmersión! ¡Inmersión! ¡Con el impacto de la hornilla del piloto!

Translated back to English:
Immersion! Immersion! Immersion! With the impact of hornilla of the pilot!

 

[Rick James]

Translated back to English:
Immersion! Immersion! Immersion! With the impact of hornilla of the pilot!

 

Soooooo tempting to sig this one...

[Mobius]

Translated to Italian:
L'asino è un'erba, I pensa, che fumano con altra quindi.

Translated back to English:
The ass is a grass, thinks, that they smoke with other therefore

Eh? Asino means donkey, not a*s...

[neoterran]

Translated to Italian:
L'asino è un'erba, I pensa, che fumano con altra quindi.

Translated back to English:
The ass is a grass, thinks, that they smoke with other therefore

Eh? Asino means donkey, not a*s...

Ass is another word for donkey.

[redsniper]

Yes, but donkey means ass, as in jack ass.

EDIT: JACKASSMIND

[Mobius]

It's not the same thing, asino is not an expletive term. Whatever.

[redsniper]

Neither is ass depending on how you use it. You could say "My ass pulls my plow." Which sounds silly nowadays but really just means you have a donkey-powered plow, not that you pull with your posterior.

[Mobius]

I now remind a certain "dumbass" hat...