* meanwhile, in the reality control room, Heaven *
Operator 1: Sir, a thread has gone from off-topic to on-topic on the Hard Light forums!
Manager: Hm, that constitutes a clear violation of the rules of existance. It's a shame, but we'll have to activate protocol 47a.
Operator 1: You're sure, sire? That's not reversible.
Manager: I'm well aware of the consequences, but divine law is divine law. You heard the Man when he said it, no topic will go from off-topic to on-topic on this universe. Activate the protocol.
* operator 1 and 2 look at each other and shrug *
Operator 1: Yes, sir!
* each operator starts to flip a key on his console. Meanwhile, on the HL forums... *
delta_7890: SPOOOOON!!
* the keys are flipped, and reality as we know is ended *
