[Commander Zane]

Depending on what your outlook on what "junk" is, I'd say that last statement is a suicidal warning.

[Titan]

I got a phone. I don't want one.

[Nuke]

by junk i mean worthless crap that ive compiled over the years. half completed projects and stuff that didnt work or that required lots of work to make work.

[Nuke]

I got a phone. I don't want one.

smash it!

[Dark Hunter]

I just beat Utsuho Reiuji, final boss of Touhou 11.

Particularly exciting because Touhou 11 is the hardest one made thus far. Only the Extra stage bosses are harder than her, which means this is pretty cool.

Oh, and did I mention the pure awesome of the fight with her? She has total control over nuclear fusion, meaning her primary means of attack is throwing SUNS at you! Not to mention that the fight takes place within Hell itself (or, rather, what used to be Hell, then it got moved and the fires died out, but then Utsuho swallows a god and relights it... Touhou has really strange storylines).

[blackhole]

If life is a game, it must have been designed by Derek Smart.

[Goober5000]

Tomorrow is my first day at The Baltar Institute for Girls.

Not the Baltar School for Girls?

[Androgeos Exeunt]

James Rolfe has released a new AVGN episode, and I'm watching it.

[NGTM-1R]

I was bored, so I joined a Harry Potter RP forum.

You're insane.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Is he? Why?

[NGTM-1R]

You know not the level of fan insanity with which you deal.

[Stormkeeper]

You know not the level of fan insanity with which you deal.

Hey, I was bored.

[Dilmah G]

holy **** that movie had everything, ass amputation, suspensions, boweld bathing, necrophelia, crusifiction, impalement, disembowelment,  vaginal rat insertion, holy ****. brazil has some fuced up minds.

anyway im now really drunk and i think im moving back to alaska. im throwing all my junk away and drinking lots of vodka.

d00d what t3h_**** did you watch?

[Bob-san]

I've been refining some game strategies. I'm basically the #1 player at one particular forum of Promisance (and its past incarnations), so I've been thinking lately of a few new strategies. I invented this one where you build armies and then send them away so to lower overhead costs. I thought of that over a year ago and didn't get to use it until a few weeks ago. All I did was combine a few methods from different strategies and I came up with it. So I was further refining it by changing my ratios a bit, and I found out something surprising. If I had 0 food, ~1% farms would be all I needed to support the highest (and least-hungry) army type. I simply didn't realize how much of a difference it had.

[Nuke]

i couldnt sleep so i got up and made me a screw driver

holy **** that movie had everything, ass amputation, suspensions, boweld bathing, necrophelia, crusifiction, impalement, disembowelment,  vaginal rat insertion, holy ****. brazil has some fuced up minds.

anyway im now really drunk and i think im moving back to alaska. im throwing all my junk away and drinking lots of vodka.

d00d what t3h_**** did you watch?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923683/

its in portuguese but i dled a subtitled version

[Stormkeeper]

I've been playing Fable a lot recently. So I murdered Whisper in under a minute, during my second play through. Fireball + Force Lightning ftw.

[Dilmah G]

i couldnt sleep so i got up and made me a screw driver

holy **** that movie had everything, ass amputation, suspensions, boweld bathing, necrophelia, crusifiction, impalement, disembowelment,  vaginal rat insertion, holy ****. brazil has some fuced up minds.

anyway im now really drunk and i think im moving back to alaska. im throwing all my junk away and drinking lots of vodka.

d00d what t3h_**** did you watch?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923683/

its in portuguese but i dled a subtitled version

That's ****ed up

[iamzack]

Tomorrow is my first day at The Baltar Institute for Girls.

Not the Baltar School for Girls?

"school" isn't allowed to be in the name.

Aaaanyways. I went and hung out with my exboyfriend today. His dog remembers me.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

With the help of a plugin, I'm now flying a Hyperioid in Escape Velocity Nova.

[Wobble73]

Tomorrow is my first day at The Baltar Institute for Girls.

Not the Baltar School for Girls?

"school" isn't allowed to be in the name.

Oh right! the name of your home school isn't it? That's not allowed to be called a school or college or anything like that! You named it yourself didn't you?