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Offline karajorma

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1600 on: April 19, 2009, 09:14:16 am
I wouldn't have  thought it possible to remain in the business of losing testicles long. I'd have imagined that there's going to be an issue with limited stock. :p
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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1601 on: April 19, 2009, 09:16:29 am
It's not like you're only going to be sourcing from one retailer.
 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1602 on: April 19, 2009, 09:23:17 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 19, 2009, 08:17:18 am
:shaking: :shaking: :shaking:
I JUST FOUND OUT TWO CHICKS I AGREED TO HOOK UP WITH KNEW EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Takes cover, prepares for enduing ****storm/***** fight*

What on earth makes you think you're worth a fight between them? You pretty much excrete pathetic from every pimpled pore.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1603 on: April 19, 2009, 09:24:11 am
LOL 0WNED
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1604 on: April 19, 2009, 09:35:53 am
Quote from: iamzack on April 19, 2009, 09:23:17 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 19, 2009, 08:17:18 am
:shaking: :shaking: :shaking:
I JUST FOUND OUT TWO CHICKS I AGREED TO HOOK UP WITH KNEW EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Takes cover, prepares for enduing ****storm/***** fight*

What on earth makes you think you're worth a fight between them? You pretty much excrete pathetic from every pimpled pore.

sh*t

i should've taken into account the presence of a chick on this forum before posting that  :nervous:

Quote from: Snail on April 19, 2009, 09:24:11 am
LOL 0WNED
:nod:

Quote from: karajorma on April 19, 2009, 09:14:16 am
I wouldn't have  thought it possible to remain in the business of losing testicles long. I'd have imagined that there's going to be an issue with limited stock. :p

Well......

Not every attempt ended in failure :P This must be some kind of eternal balance thing acting to get me to stay faithful or something

*Karma springs to mind*
 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1605 on: April 19, 2009, 09:37:32 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 19, 2009, 09:35:53 am
...to get me to stay faithful or something

Is that what testicles are for? I'm glad I don't have any, then. :D
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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1606 on: April 19, 2009, 09:40:07 am
That's what children are for, in your case.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1607 on: April 19, 2009, 09:40:36 am
Quote from: iamzack on April 19, 2009, 09:37:32 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 19, 2009, 09:35:53 am
...to get me to stay faithful or something

Is that what testicles are for? I'm glad I don't have any, then. :D

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1608 on: April 19, 2009, 09:41:49 am
:blah:
 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1609 on: April 19, 2009, 09:45:52 am
*Rick James reads the previous eleven posts*

Wut?

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.
  

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1610 on: April 19, 2009, 09:46:27 am
Actually maybe hanging myself would be more pleasant. In any case I live an hour or so away from them...

Quote from: Rick James on April 19, 2009, 09:45:52 am
*Rick James reads the previous eleven posts*

Wut?

READ YOUR BIBLE
 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1611 on: April 19, 2009, 09:48:18 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 19, 2009, 09:46:27 am
Actually maybe hanging myself would be more pleasant. In any case I live an hour or so away from them...

Quote from: Rick James on April 19, 2009, 09:45:52 am
*Rick James reads the previous eleven posts*

Wut?

READ YOUR BIBLE

SCREW THE BIBLE I'M AN AGNOSTIC AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.
 

Offline Rhymes

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1612 on: April 19, 2009, 09:49:10 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 19, 2009, 09:46:27 am
Actually maybe hanging myself would be more pleasant. In any case I live an hour or so away from them...

Quote from: Rick James on April 19, 2009, 09:45:52 am
*Rick James reads the previous eleven posts*

Wut?

READ YOUR BIBLE

READ YOUR DARWIN  :nod:
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1613 on: April 19, 2009, 09:50:22 am
Read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Now watching a fascinating lecture about computer networks.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1614 on: April 19, 2009, 09:50:58 am
:lol:

I'm just happy Goober wasn't here to see this.....
 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1615 on: April 19, 2009, 09:51:55 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 19, 2009, 09:50:58 am
:lol:

I'm just happy Goober wasn't here to see this.....

Shaddup, he'll hear you.  :nervous:
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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1616 on: April 19, 2009, 10:03:18 am
Having an internal debate on whether to hang around on HLP or do some studying.
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1617 on: April 19, 2009, 10:09:32 am
Quote from: Rhymes_With_PSYCHO on April 19, 2009, 09:51:55 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 19, 2009, 09:50:58 am
:lol:

I'm just happy Goober wasn't here to see this.....

Shaddup, he'll hear you.  :nervous:

FFS! I DON'T NEED A NEW CUSTOM TITLE!
 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1618 on: April 19, 2009, 10:13:41 am
The agents of Goober are all around us. :shaking:
 

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Reply #1619 on: April 19, 2009, 10:14:22 am
Read the previous two pages and epic luled. :lol: Poor Dilmah.

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Oh! No, no, wait, it's not the game, it's an updater for the game!
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