[azile0]

From both games. I'll let loose. See if you guys can put a face to the name? For extra prestige, name the mission you hear those in.


"I answer to a higher authority!"
"Oh, my God! It's the Lucifer!"
"They killed everyone!" (2 possible answers)
"Cut the chatter, dammit"
"Should we assist, sir?"
"Our orders are to protect this convoy."
"We shall mourn the Galatea."
"Get us out of here, Alpha 1!"

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"Stay out of the beams, and you won't get hit, pilot."
"Commence plasma core insertion."
"We're fighting blind until you paint those ships, Alpha!"

[Rhymes]

DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS, PILOT!!!

 

[Snail]

"I answer to a higher authority!" McCarthy, Avenging Angels
"Oh, my God! It's the Lucifer!" Command, Playing Judas
"They killed everyone!" (2 possible answers) Lieutenant Ash, Opening Cutscene
"Cut the chatter, dammit" Bravo 2, Hallfight
"Should we assist, sir?" Wingman, Hammer and the Anvil
"Our orders are to protect this convoy.[sic]" Another Wingman, Hammer and the Anvil. Should be: "Our orders are to protect Theta."
"We shall mourn the Galatea." Admiral Shima, Doomsday (?)
"Get us out of here, Alpha 1!" not sure... Pandora's Box?

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"Stay out of the beams, and you won't get hit, pilot." Command, The Great Hunt
"Commence plasma core insertion." Psamtik, Surrender, Belisarius
"We're fighting blind until you paint those ships, Alpha!"Warspite, A Game of TAG

All from memory. Promise.

[Dark Hunter]

How about: "If Command wants your opinion they'll promote you to Admiral. Now shut up and focus!"

[Jeff Vader]

"This Team Vs. Team mission pits your team against Zeta team with a Ganymede installation in between. Good luck, pilots. ... Try saying that five times fast."

[Snail]

"Bite me. Just ****ing bite me."

[Jeff Vader]

"When I make admiral, heads will roll!"
"I'm reading an uknowun jump signature! Configuration unknowun."
"You say people are gonna die?"
"Dammit! It's unknowun and its' incoming. Can it be that too?"
"I've got a visual on something big!"

[Siegfried262]

Beat me to it.

But my favorite is "DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!"

Considering the first time I did that mission back in the day I was like ":O What?" and then was promptly smashed by a Sathanas. (It was a Sathanas, wasn't it?)

[Rhymes]

Beat me to it.

But my favorite is "DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!"

Considering the first time I did that mission back in the day I was like ":O What?" and then was promptly smashed by a Sathanas. (It was a Sathanas, wasn't it?)

Sorry, couldn't resist. BTW, it was a Sathanas, and you were a Mara that was about to be a smear on the Sathanas' windshield.

[Droid803]

"Oh my God!!!  Alpha one, we been set up.  It's a trap.  Two Sathanas Class Juggernauts are on their way.  ETA 30 minutes."

"One of the juggernauts died, which collapsed the node.  You had orders not to."

"The Symphonium has arrived to assist, pilots... Wait a sec, Why the hell does Sathanas 7 have friendly configuration and where is the enemy.  Don't tell me you killed them all."

"Those frakking Shivans must want us to protect the Internets! Destroy the frakking Internets!"

"My those which it attacks the troop of the fighter plane go!"

"Don't worry, we patented the one-click self destruct. The Vasudans have some long and drawn out method of self destructing."

"I may or may not be the Wizard of Ambiguity. I can't really say. Prepare to die, maybe. I don't know. Actually I might know, or wait..."
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"Memories never die."

"I've got a wad of duct tape I'd like to shove up your arse!"

"We're allies in name only.  You know this cease-fire is only going to last until one race recovers enough to strike the final blow against the other.  If one of our species has to be destroyed, let's make damn sure we're the ones alive at the end."

[ssmit132]

"Oh my God!!!  Alpha one, we been set up.  It's a trap.  Two Sathanas Class Juggernauts are on their way.  ETA 30 minutes." Command, second mission of Second Great War Part II

"One of the juggernauts died, which collapsed the node.  You had orders not to." Command, failure debriefing of third mission of Second Great War Part II

"The Symphonium has arrived to assist, pilots... Wait a sec, Why the hell does Sathanas 7 have friendly configuration and where is the enemy.  Don't tell me you killed them all." GTCv Symphonium, forth mission of Second Great War Part II

"Those frakking Shivans must want us to protect the Internets! Destroy the frakking Internets!" Terran Frakking Command, We've Got Motherfrakking Shivans, Just Another Day III - Shivans on a Plane

"My those which it attacks the troop of the fighter plane go!" Admiral Basudan, Made in Vasuda, Just Another Day III - Shivans on a Plane

"Don't worry, we patented the one-click self destruct. The Vasudans have some long and drawn out method of self destructing." Command, Bling Bling Yo, Just Another Day II - Electric Boogaloo

"I may or may not be the Wizard of Ambiguity. I can't really say. Prepare to die, maybe. I don't know. Actually I might know, or wait..." Wizard of Ambiguity, 'optional' second-to-final mission, Just Another Day II - Electric Boogaloo
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"Memories never die." I haven't heard of this one, either that or I don't remember it.

"I've got a wad of duct tape I'd like to shove up your arse!" Lieutenant Mackie, seventh mission of Derelict

"We're allies in name only.  You know this cease-fire is only going to last until one race recovers enough to strike the final blow against the other.  If one of our species has to be destroyed, let's make damn sure we're the ones alive at the end." Jotunheim, Secrets Reborn, Silent Threat: Reborn

That's all I can supply from memory.

[Rodo]

"Stay out of the beams, and you won't get hit, pilot." Command, The Great Hunt

that's just great

[Rhymes]

ssmit132:  "Memories Never die"-- Generation, one of the last missions, Transcend.

[ssmit132]

Heh, I told you I hadn't played through Transcend yet.

[Siegfried262]

Beat me to it.

But my favorite is "DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!"

Considering the first time I did that mission back in the day I was like ":O What?" and then was promptly smashed by a Sathanas. (It was a Sathanas, wasn't it?)

Sorry, couldn't resist. BTW, it was a Sathanas, and you were a Mara that was about to be a smear on the Sathanas' windshield.

Fun times. Especially underestimating the explosive power of a Comm Node >>

Otherwise how about when one of your wingmates is berating command for it's actions regarding the Iceni.

"I don't mind being a pawn if the game makes sense!" or something along those lines.

[azile0]

Well, if you're getting into campaign quotes...

"AAGGHH!! I'm blind!"
"Really? I thought we had installed sunshields.."

"This gives the Shivans sufficient time to come in and murder us all.
"Now go kill 'dem Shivans!"

"What? NO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE US! PLEASE!"

"Do I look Shivan to you?"

"I'm holding the cockpit together with duct tape.."

"I'm not Vasudan. I just fly a Horus."

[Nuclear1]

JAD, JAD, Sync (or Homesick), FS2 Main, Derelict.

"My previous appearances have been libelous! I am here for my ironically violent revenge!"

"Looks like the defecation's about to hit the ventilation..."

"I sound just like Epsilon 1 from the previous mission. He's my brother."

"The banana milkshake cannons are destroyed. Crumbelievable work there."

"I can't see in this mask."

"GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Return to Base
ALT+J MORON!

This is the GTVA Colo- [size=9]HOLY CRAP! FULL STOP! FULL ST-[/size]

Well crap.

You're SO on my Ignore list...

That was a little too close. We gotta wait fifteen minutes to change our shorts. Well, we've d-... ... ...stop laughing there, co-pilot.

Do not engage, I repeat-... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...dum, dum dum, dum dum dum, dum dum. Okay, you had your fun?

An then there are those duct tape jokes by Mackie in Derelict. Good stuff.

[azile0]

I'm going to dig out my old Mac laptop and install Freespace on it. I need to play. NOW.

[Droid803]

Some more obscure ones:

"Nav Buoy Game? What the hell?"

"I've confirmed this truce with my government. Consider yourselves... fortunate."

"Relax! This plan's foolproof. There's no way the Bastion's gonna mess it up."

"Execute them."

"The Shivans have destroyed the Sathanas!"

"My oath is to the people of Altair.  The Archon would sell off our riches and make us a whore of the GTVA, I will not stand for that."