[Commander Zane]

Trance!

*Raves*

[blackhole]

Everything that isn't rap/hiphop or country! 

[StarSlayer]

Go back 10 years and it would look pretty much the same only the first three metrics would be N'Sync, Backstreet Boys and 98 Degrees   

They are teenie-boppers whadya expect?

[Rian]

Oh man, girls are so weird. Look at the ****ty music they listen to. Isn't it hilarious?

[tinfoil]

Entirely hilarious. For the 5 minutes it takes your ears to start bleeding.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I'm dying to know if this applies to iamzack

Here's my take on that image:

Jonas Brothers - $#!^
High School Musical - $#!^
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus - $#!^
Music -

And just to add on:

Metal - Mostly garbage, but some are excellent
Soundtrack - Excellent
Game - Excellent
Rock - Better than metal
Pop - Mostly garbage, but then there's Rick Astley...
Classical - Normal
Trance - Pretty good, but not excellent
Rap - I shall follow Jeremy Clarkson and do what he did to Lethal Bizzle at Top Gear of the Pops

[General Battuta]

Trance!

*Raves*

CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD

USS RAVE

[S-99]

Contents of an "average" Teenage Girl's Ipod............................is trash.

That TNG rave on the other hand

[Dilmah G]

Entirely hilarious. For the 5 minutes it takes your ears to start bleeding.

Ohhh I'LL SHOW YOU EARS BLEEDING!

This is why they used to call me "MC Dilmah" 

Freestyle rap FTW

Spoiler:

I’m westcoastin, leave you with your vest broken
I wasted your krue nigga I ain’t joking
On the run from the Feds for armed robbery and assault with a weapon
Dazza n Dilmah *****es we’re in your driveway reppin’
Got your chicks in the back of the lowrider
Gettin’ em drunk, gonna open them legs wider

Commitin’ crimes like it’s going outta style
More competent soldiers than that Private Pyle
Move like a Commando, Fight like a G
Over so fast you didn’t even see me
I’m ridin with my AK-47 out
Don’t try to run; I ****ing dare you to shout

[S-99]

Spoiler:

I’m westcoastin, leave you with your vest broken
I wasted your krue nigga I ain’t jokin'
On the run from the Feds for armed robbery and assault with a weapon
Dazza n Dilmah *****es we’re in your driveway reppin’
Got your chicks in the back of the lowrider
Gettin’ em drunk, gonna open them legs wider

Commitin’ crimes like it’s going outta style
More competent soldiers than that Private Pyle
Move like a Commando, Fight like a G
Over so fast you didn’t even see me
I’m ridin with my AK-47 out
Don’t try to run; I ****ing dare you to shout

I fixed your rap

[Rian]

This is why they used to call me "MC Dilmah" 

Freestyle rap FTW

Spoiler:

I’m westcoastin, leave you with your vest broken
I wasted your krue nigga I ain’t joking
On the run from the Feds for armed robbery and assault with a weapon
Dazza n Dilmah *****es we’re in your driveway reppin’
Got your chicks in the back of the lowrider
Gettin’ em drunk, gonna open them legs wider

Commitin’ crimes like it’s going outta style
More competent soldiers than that Private Pyle
Move like a Commando, Fight like a G
Over so fast you didn’t even see me
I’m ridin with my AK-47 out
Don’t try to run; I ****ing dare you to shout

So tell me, is there a minimum offensiveness quotient that must be met when composing such pieces?

[S-99]

NO!!! what are you doing? Quote the fixed one!!!! For all sakes and purposes towards rhyming all i did was change "joking" to "jokin' " so it would actually rhyme with broken. If he was actually rapping in front of us with this, he'd say "jokin' " and not "joking" anyway.

I like dilmahs rhyming in general. He doesn't do what a lot of rappers in the music business do today out laziness. The most evil rhyming a word with the same word!!! Is why i have stopped listening to rap for several years now is because rappers can't properly rhyme anymore.

[Commander Zane]

Trance!

*Raves*

CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD

USS RAVE

[NGTM-1R]

Go back 10 years and it would look pretty much the same only the first three metrics would be N'Sync, Backstreet Boys and 98 Degrees   

Britany vs. Christina!


It occurred to me the other day that in the end, Christina won. 'cuz you still, once in a blue moon, hear Genie In A Bottle on the radio. But Britany? Never.

[Dilmah G]

NO!!! what are you doing? Quote the fixed one!!!! For all sakes and purposes towards rhyming all i did was change "joking" to "jokin' " so it would actually rhyme with broken. If he was actually rapping in front of us with this, he'd say "jokin' " and not "joking" anyway.

I like dilmahs rhyming in general. He doesn't do what a lot of rappers in the music business do today out laziness. The most evil rhyming a word with the same word!!! Is why i have stopped listening to rap for several years now is because rappers can't properly rhyme anymore.

Thanks, and yeah, I have a hate for people who rhyme the same word, unless it's like

"You try to front like a blood nigga, standin in yo' skinny leg's yo front like rudd nigga", in which the word before the same rhymed word rhymes, so it's really not rhyming nigga with nigga, but rudd with blood. BTW I just pulled that off the top of my head as an example, it isn't perfect.

[S-99]

No, it was really good. Props
I like ludacris a lot. After that i like classic rap from the 90's the most.

[Dilmah G]

No, it was really good. Props
I like ludacris a lot. After that i like classic rap from the 90's the most.

I haven't listened to Ludacris, I'll start. I'm a big fan of late 80s-90s rap, NWA in particular. The 'Good ol' days, where rap wasnt just about a load of ****, and when it tried to be badass, it was, not a heap of words that rhymed by coincidence. Straight Outta Compton for example, does Gangsta Rap better than most mainstream stuff, the older beats take a few listens per song to get the hang of I've noticed, but overall I view them higher than some modern stuff.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I think this sounds better than anything that's Hannah Montana or High School Musical.

[iamzack]

I don't have an ipod. I'm poor, remember?

What, you haven't badgered Turambar to get you one?

What on earth makes you think Turambar would buy me anything?

[Mefustae]

What on earth makes you think Turambar would buy me anything?

Because you clearly wear the pants.