I got this freeky thing in my 3Dap email
> Please help this poor little boy!!!!!
>
> Please, for little Billy Evans.
>
> I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
> this for me, because I
> can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
> because I'm so sick. I
> was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
> when I try to breathe.
> The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a
> burlap bag filled with
> leaves. The doctors said that was the best they
> could do on account of us
> having no money or insurance.
>
> I would like to have a body transplant, but we need
> more money. Mommy
> doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying
> people. I said, "Don't
> cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy
> always gives me hugs, even
> though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her
> sneeze and chafes her real
> bad.
>
> I hope you will help me. You can help me if you
> forward this email to
> everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't
> know, too. Dr.Johansen
> said that for every person you forward this email
> to, Bill Gates will team
> up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that
> funding, NASA will collect
> prayers from school children all over America and
> have the astronauts take
> them up into space so that the angels can hear them
> better. Then they will
> come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will
> take up a collection in
> church and send all the money to the doctors.
>
> The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one
> day I will be able to
> play baseball. Right now, I can only be third base.
>
> Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts
> can take more prayers to
> the angels and my dream will be closer to coming
> true.
>
> Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body.
> I don't want my leaves
> to rot before I turn 10.
>
> If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy
> says you're a mean and
> heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor
> little boy with only a
> head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw
> pit of your own
> guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow,
> horrible
> death and then burn forever in hell. What kind of
> cruel person are you that
> you can't take five freakin' minutes to forward this
> to all your friends so
> that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a
> poor, bodiless
> nine-year-old boy?
>
> Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I
> wish I had a kitty. I
> wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a
> kitty that wouldn't chew
> on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my
> burlap body. I wish
> that very much.
>
> Thank You,
> Billy "Smiles" Evans
>
>
> --- White Bear
> --- Squadron Leader, Ursa Pride
> ---
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>
