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Offline Shrike

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Hey! Wingnuts!
on: March 20, 2002, 05:04:12 pm
The Black Lance is looking for a few good people.*  Exciting opportunities in modelling, converting, mission making, torpedo catching and others are available!  For further details, visit your local recruiting office.

Thank you for your time.

*Being a genetically engineered superman not required.  Offer void in Kilrathi space.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Styxx

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Hey! Wingnuts!
Reply #1 on: March 21, 2002, 07:39:29 am
Can I get the torpedo catching position? I'm tired of my current post as shell catcher - they always come in too fast. :D


(okay, so this was a bump. sue me.)
Probably away. Contact through email.
 

Offline Thorn

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Hey! Wingnuts!
Reply #2 on: March 21, 2002, 10:00:49 am
I'm a genetically engineered superman.
Do I get any benefits?
 

Offline Shrike

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Hey! Wingnuts!
Reply #3 on: March 21, 2002, 05:43:29 pm
You get VIP passes to the Black Lance Charity Ball.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Setekh

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Hey! Wingnuts!
Reply #4 on: March 22, 2002, 08:10:06 am
I can hold the windsock...
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.
  

Offline The SLOTH!

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Hey! Wingnuts!
Reply #5 on: March 24, 2002, 08:54:32 pm
Umm, Shrike told me to post.

Probably because I am..
A Black Lancer.

lol, oh, the publicity, the franchise, yes, i can see it now!

Sloth - Black Lance franchise!

:rolleyes:

Oh wait, Shrike says a VIP pass to a ball..  Oh, how sweet.  Any chicks gonna be there?  ;7


The SLOTH!
"Everyone dies.  It’s the final and only lasting Justice. Evil exists; it is intelligence in the service of entropy. When the side of a mountain slides down to kill a village, it is not evil, for evil requires intent. Should a sentient being cause that landslide, there is evil; and requires Justice as a consequence, so that civilization can exist.  There is no greater good than Justice; and only if law serves Justice is it a good law. It is said correctly that law exists not for the Just but for the unjust, for the Just carry the law in their hearts, and do not need to call it from afar.  I bow to no one and I give service only for cause."
- Jaster Mereel -

"Let my soul drive my creativity; Let my heart pour forth in my work.  When you've seen the light, you've seen The Sloth."
- The Sloth -

"KISS IT!"
- The Sloth -
 

Offline Styxx

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Hey! Wingnuts!
Reply #6 on: March 24, 2002, 09:14:51 pm
This ain't creating that much interest...
Probably away. Contact through email.
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