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Offline Kosh

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So Colbert gets the treadmill
Sham of a vote, IMO, but at least he got something

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There will be a COLBERT on the International Space Station. Word has it that NASA, however, did not name Node 3 on the ISS after comedian Stephen Colbert, who won a NASA-sponsored naming contest for the next module that will be brought to the station. According to Robert Pearlman on CollectSPACE, NASA will announce on Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report” later tonight (Tuesday) that the module’s name will be “Tranquility” – in deference to Apollo 11’s landing site on the Moon (40th anniversary and all this year). But NASA did name a new treadmill after Colbert, kinda sorta. NASA created an acronym for the treadmill as the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill, or COLBERT. Of course, this isn’t actually official yet. Pearlman’s article was published two hours before the “Colbert Report” aired (even though NASA’s press release specificially stated the name would “not be publicly released until the program airs.” Hmmm… guess nothing is sacred.) We’ll post the video and official word when available. You can see an image of the current treadmill on the ISS below.


Too bad they didn't follow the wishes of the voters and name the whole module after him.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: So Colbert gets the treadmill
I kinda wish they'd named it Serenity.

  

Offline karajorma

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Re: So Colbert gets the treadmill
Too bad they didn't name it Serenity instead.
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: So Colbert gets the treadmill
You'd think after the Colbert/Megyeri hid over the Danube they'd learn :D 
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Offline iamzack

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Re: So Colbert gets the treadmill
Awww... Way to be Hungarian, NASA. ****ing terrorists.
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: So Colbert gets the treadmill
 :no:

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: So Colbert gets the treadmill
10:35:13 AM
I kinda wish they'd named it Serenity.
10:35:34 AM
Too bad they didn't name it Serenity instead.

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Offline Mefustae

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Re: So Colbert gets the treadmill
****ing NASA.