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Offline karajorma

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #20 on: April 22, 2009, 04:30:40 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 22, 2009, 04:24:58 pm
I approve. Except for these last two images.


You don't like Aishwarya Rai?


Admittedly that's not the best pic of her but still!
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #21 on: April 22, 2009, 04:34:13 pm
Quote from: karajorma on April 22, 2009, 04:30:40 pm
Admittedly that's not the best pic of her but still!

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #22 on: April 22, 2009, 05:27:58 pm
Quote from: Blue Lion on April 22, 2009, 04:34:13 pm
Quote from: karajorma on April 22, 2009, 04:30:40 pm
Admittedly that's not the best pic of her but still!

I smell a challenge!

I see a match of Mortal Kombat on the horizon.

Anyhoo...



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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #23 on: April 22, 2009, 05:30:21 pm
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #24 on: April 22, 2009, 05:36:24 pm
I knew Trashman was hiding something.

and this, because I know how much you guys love cottage cheese.

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #25 on: April 22, 2009, 06:02:21 pm
Wow, finally one that hasn't been photoshopped to hell and back.
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #26 on: April 22, 2009, 06:09:51 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 22, 2009, 06:02:21 pm
Wow, finally one that hasn't been photoshopped to hell and back.

I don't think you could photoshop the ben and jerry's out of JLove if you wanted to.
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #27 on: April 22, 2009, 06:10:46 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on April 22, 2009, 06:07:03 pm
This is your own fault.
*snip*

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #28 on: April 22, 2009, 06:12:39 pm
But why would you want to?
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #29 on: April 22, 2009, 06:23:11 pm
Hm, this seems to be one of those threads that starts promising on page one, but every post on page 2 onwards increases the chances exponentially, that it gets closed before it reaches page 5. :P
 

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #30 on: April 22, 2009, 06:23:31 pm
Quote from: Knight Templar on April 22, 2009, 06:09:51 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 22, 2009, 06:02:21 pm
Wow, finally one that hasn't been photoshopped to hell and back.

I don't think you could photoshop the ben and jerry's out of JLove if you wanted to.

Is she seriously considered fat? I guess I need to go back on my diet.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #31 on: April 22, 2009, 06:25:14 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 22, 2009, 06:23:31 pm
Quote from: Knight Templar on April 22, 2009, 06:09:51 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 22, 2009, 06:02:21 pm
Wow, finally one that hasn't been photoshopped to hell and back.

I don't think you could photoshop the ben and jerry's out of JLove if you wanted to.

Is she seriously considered fat? I guess I need to go back on my diet.

Don't bother.
She's not fat, only parts of her are...unfavorable shaped... :nervous:
 

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #32 on: April 22, 2009, 06:36:43 pm
Which parts? I don't know who Jlove is...
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #33 on: April 22, 2009, 07:10:38 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 22, 2009, 06:36:43 pm
Which parts? I don't know who Jlove is...
Try the butt and upper leg area.
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #34 on: April 22, 2009, 07:11:44 pm
That's a pretty normal ass and upper leg area.

I guess you guys just aren't exposed to enough actual women.
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #35 on: April 22, 2009, 07:13:44 pm
 

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #36 on: April 22, 2009, 07:15:07 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 22, 2009, 07:11:44 pm
That's a pretty normal ass and upper leg area.

I guess you guys just aren't exposed to enough actual women.

Pretty normal, if you haven't done any cardio in 5 years. Drop the starbucks membership for a gym one.
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #37 on: April 22, 2009, 07:15:33 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 22, 2009, 07:11:44 pm
That's a pretty normal ass and upper leg area.

I guess you guys just aren't exposed to enough actual women.

I rather like the female ass and upper leg area without normal maps.  :P


 

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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #38 on: April 22, 2009, 07:26:15 pm
The only way to get rid of cellulite is pretty much to have very little body fat, which is unlikely in females. I still have it when I'm on the edge of being underweight.

So. Your standards are impossible. Probably because you are too ugly to get laid often.
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Re: Hotties II: The search for more hotties
Reply #39 on: April 23, 2009, 12:28:49 am
Jewel!



Summer!



Sania Mirza!



Also, it's not impossible to get rid of those lines.


Note the distinct lack of folds up to where we lose sight of Sania's legs.  You just have to be a world class athlete (well, maybe just a normal athlete).

Shirapova!




Again, lack of folds :)

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