[blackhole]

Its still not working
Its still changing the pitch
and not the note

I think wannabe techno music producers who don't know what a "key" is, what a "note" is, how to make a melody, or for that matter,

whats minor

WHAT MAJOR OR MINOR MEAN, should be BANNED FROM MAKING MUSIC. Remember that this guy is about 16 too, and he doesn't know things I figured out by myself when I was 4 and banging on an electric keyboard. If you have no musical talent, don't make it.

Ugh.

[Dilmah G]

DJ Goatfish... the guy's a dickhead in my books already. I could almost say you're being a bit harsh on him though, how long's he been DJ-ing for?

[blackhole]

DJ Goatfish... the guy's a dickhead in my books already. I could almost say you're being a bit harsh on him though, how long's he been DJ-ing for?

If he's 16 and he doesn't know what a key is, he shouldn't be DJ-ing at all, ever. That said, he isn't even DJ-ing, he's (failing at) composing music, which has nothing to do with DJ-ing and just calls himself DJ Goatfish because all the cool trance producers are DJs.

[Dilmah G]

Argh, NOOB!

[eliex]

Not to be mean or anything, but I from I what see of him, this DJ Goatfish is quite lousy.

[Dilmah G]

So do the rest of us, I thought you only call yourself DJ if you ACTUALLY DJ?

[Mongoose]

So do the rest of us, I thought you only call yourself DJ if you ACTUALLY DJ?

djpretzel doesn't actually DJ and seems to get by just fine, though he's mocked himself repeatedly in the past over his name choice.

More on-topic, I think we already have a term for aspiring musicians who don't know the first thing about melody or key.  They're called "rappers."

[Dilmah G]

Well, that's factually true I make a living MC-ing and I don't know **** about melody or key, I assume the DJ knows something about it though. 

[Darius]

Producers, yes. Dj's...it helps, but it's certainly not a prerequisite.

[Dilmah G]

That would explain it. 

[Flipside]

I can't sight read or translate stuff to a different key instantly, but I certainly know the basic rules of Composition and I know my scales from learning Guitar, so whilst I won't say I'm fluent at the rules of music, I am, at least, not totally unaware of them.

[Blue Lion]

Man, let the kid do his stuff. If it's awful don't listen to it.

Sometimes I think people go outta their way to get upset.

[Dilmah G]

Yeah, I'm no expert on this anyway.

[blackhole]

Man, let the kid do his stuff. If it's awful don't listen to it.

Sometimes I think people go outta their way to get upset.

He's also very annoying.

[Blue Lion]

Man, let the kid do his stuff. If it's awful don't listen to it.

Sometimes I think people go outta their way to get upset.

He's also very annoying.

If no one listens to him, he'll stop eventually.

[blackhole]

Man, let the kid do his stuff. If it's awful don't listen to it.

Sometimes I think people go outta their way to get upset.

He's also very annoying.

If no one listens to him, he'll stop eventually.

Well I already blocked him on MSN

[Blue Lion]

Is he stalking you? 

[blackhole]

Is he stalking you? 

Uh, no. He's just annoying.

[Flipside]

I've never heard his stuff, so I refuse to stand in judgement, but annoying people are annoying...

[castor]

WHAT MAJOR OR MINOR MEAN, should be BANNED FROM MAKING MUSIC. Remember that this guy is about 16 too, and he doesn't know things I figured out by myself when I was 4 and banging on an electric keyboard. If you have no musical talent, don't make it.

Ugh.

Ugh. Music (and talent) was around long before minors and majors were formulated