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Offline Grimper

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Google has a sense of humor :P
on: May 07, 2009, 07:05:36 am
I recently downloaded the new Google Chrome browser. When it was downloading it showed some of the features, and one of the more interesting ones was "Incognito mode", which is simply a new browser window that wont track cookies, temp files, search history etc.

So after the download, I start incognito mode, and I see this pop up:

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You've gone incognito. Pages you view in this window won't appear in your browser history or search history, and they won't leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close the incognito window. Any files you download or bookmarks you create will be preserved, however.

Going incognito doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:

Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 07:07:32 am
They should have added 'cows with guns' to the list, just to see who noticed ;)
 

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 07:12:08 am
Apple has a sense of humour as well. Check out Section 10, Export Control of the iTunes SLA.



It's also in the iWork installer.

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Offline Grimper

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 07:16:08 am
Wait........how does iTunes help in the production of nuclear weapons?
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 07:17:40 am
We wonder. :confused:
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Offline Grimper

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 07:27:31 am
Maybe they don't like us listening to Osama's 5 Step Guide to Nuclear Weapons
>.>
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 08:38:02 am
You mean
Quote from: Grimper on May 07, 2009, 07:27:31 am
Maybe they don't like us listening to Osama's Buyers Guide for Nuclear Weapons (Uber-Terrorist Edition)
>.>
« Last Edit: May 07, 2009, 09:34:23 am by Dilmah G »
  

Offline JGZinv

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 09:25:52 am
Kelly Blue Book for Extreme Ordinance?
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 09:28:22 am
i-Bomb?
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #9 on: May 07, 2009, 10:16:10 am
Oh yeah, how could I forget the dreaded iBomb? :lol:

Or maybe the iNuke?
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Offline Bob-san

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #10 on: May 07, 2009, 10:24:37 am
Quote from: Androgeos Exeunt on May 07, 2009, 10:16:10 am
Oh yeah, how could I forget the dreaded iBomb? :lol:

Or maybe the iNuke?
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #11 on: May 07, 2009, 10:38:55 am
Well they obviously took notice about how iRack and iRan are treated when it comes to weapons of mass destruction.
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Offline Kie99

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #12 on: May 07, 2009, 03:47:34 pm
"You shot me in the bollocks, Tim"
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #13 on: May 07, 2009, 05:50:22 pm
this is why i use rockbox, i can use it to make nukes
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #14 on: May 08, 2009, 01:15:27 pm
Halarious. That jsut proves we dont know what were agreeing to, and they know it.
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Offline haloboy100

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #15 on: May 10, 2009, 01:02:45 pm
A bad joke that circulates around here is that, if Apple made the iTouch ultra, it'd be called the iTouch U.
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Offline Grizzly

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #16 on: May 11, 2009, 06:27:16 am
Quote from: haloboy100 on May 10, 2009, 01:02:45 pm
A bad joke that circulates around here is that, if Apple made the iTouch ultra, it'd be called the iTouch U.

...

Its that bad that I just completely failed to get it
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #17 on: May 12, 2009, 01:34:04 am
I'm in grade nine in a school full of idiots. What'd you expect?
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #18 on: May 12, 2009, 09:39:21 am
Quote from: haloboy100 on May 10, 2009, 01:02:45 pm
A bad joke that circulates around here is that, if Apple made the iTouch ultra, it'd be called the iTouch U.

Ooh, good one, haloboy. Reminds me of that name plate fail video...
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Offline haloboy100

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Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Reply #19 on: May 12, 2009, 11:38:26 am
At least I admitted it was a bad joke :P
Fun while it lasted.

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