[colecampbell666]

I've been thinking about the news lately, and reading the posts on HLP, and I've been thinking. Windmills cause Autism.

It's so simple. Look at the chart:



Do you deny a correlation? It's so obvious. How could anyone have missed that? I don't see what this whole thing about vaccines is, everyone knows that vaccines cure diseases, they don't cause them.

I'd like to see one person refute my data. How can such a correlation not mean anything?

[Dilmah G]

  You should do one about FS3 threads, that's a more pressing issue IMO

[Knight Templar]

I think the OP might have autism.

[StarSlayer]

 

I'm afraid you have the correlation backwards good sir.  The increase in autism has led to the increase in windmills.

[Blue Lion]

I thought the increase in autism was due to the decrease of pirates? Or was that global warming?

[portej05]

If you put that on a log scale, it'd look like a much closer set of curves

[BlueFlames]

http://xkcd.com/552/

[watsisname]

I CAN HASES CORALITION?

[Grizzly]

* -Joshua- simply blames the increased number of autism reports on the incompetence of those who check for it (so called false positives are increasing...)

[Ace]

One thing I see lacking on all of these charts is a regression line

[FreeSpaceFreak]

Heh, I thought you meant "Windmills causes autism".

[karajorma]

Now THAT would be a story!

[Dilmah G]

Hahahah! THAT'd be interesting.

[Ghostavo]

A dozen replies and no Don Quixote reference? Shame on you!

[Mika]

Hehe, this thread could reveal more about people! I thought it was about this:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Windmill-dance.JPG

I recall that with higher momentum that movement rolls actually over your forehead, and initially when practising it one can bet one will smack his head on the floor. It is a lot more fun when it is smooth, though.

Mika

EDIT: How the **** can you get the image tags to work?

[Black Wolf]

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

[Mr. Vega]

[Scotty]

Drop off the first point, the pirates go up after that one  .