[WeatherOp]

Interesting topic came up in IRC the other day and I'm curious.  

[Mongoose]

I'm assuming you mean outside of parents and grandparents, and if so, nope.

[Rick James]

Alas, negatory. Women seem not to notice me.

[Dark RevenantX]

You guys suck.  More importantly, you don't get sucked.

Sadly, I don't fall into the above group, but at least I've kissed/been kissed.

[achtung]

Frequently...

Come to think of it, probably one of the reasons I'm never around here anymore. 

[Kosh]

Often

[Galemp]

Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.

[Knight Templar]

Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.

I hear Science has come up with means so that you don't even have to brave touching Her anymore! *SNORK* Thank gods! *SNORK*

[Grizzly]

Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.

There are also a few people who actually are children.

[Kosh]

Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

* Androgeos Exeunt has voted.

Nope. I repel most girls like how Dettol kills germs.

[karajorma]

Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children.

And some who just shouldn't.

[Dilmah G]

Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.

There are also a few people who actually are children.

"THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME!" 

Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children.

And some who just shouldn't.

That's also correct. I wondered why you would bother with a topic like this, but I'm not surprised by the poll submissions. But really, I do recommend all of you that answered no to being kissed to buy some acne cream, stop getting bowl cuts, and begin exposing yourself to the physical realm in controlled outings.
 

[Knight Templar]

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[Dilmah G]

DAAAYUM! I NEED SOMMA DAT ****!

[Grizzly]

Nah, don't need that. No need to rush, either.

[NGTM-1R]

sheltered boyscout

Having been one, I find this phrase hilarous. Black Mucus Disease and all that. But then my troop was small, went on endless backpacking expeditions, and eventually died out after I left it because we scared the parents of younger kids too much and they stopped joining.

[perihelion]

[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup.  Definitely been kissed.  And then some.

And I lol'd over the whole "sheltered boyscout" thing as well.  I never was one, but my best friend through highschool was.  Last I saw him, he had a beautiful woman practically falling into his lap, and he had offered his services to me as personal hit-man just the hour before.

[haloboy100]

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With three steps a day, its all you need to counter your acne and nerdy virginitis symptoms. Strong enough to cure the most sheltered boyscout, yet gentle enough to use every day. Proactiv lets you enjoy the clear, radiant skin you've always wanted. Remember, just a little dab is all it takes!

Proactiv didn't work **** for me. At all
I had inflammatory acne all over my back, face, and chest. I tried using proactiv and all I ever got was about 5 different lotions and gels that all burned like hell and didn't do anything.

I had to use Acutane for about 4-6 months before I began to show any results of my acne going away.

My upper back, chest and face is now covered in scars and craters because of it...

Won't be getting kissed any time soon

Now for any small zits I use this cream thing called Cetaphil. It's just one cream, doesn't burn, I can use it in the shower and it works 10x better than proactiv.

[iamzack]

[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup.  Definitely been kissed.  And then some.