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Offline iamzack

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So a fricking building collapsed
between me and Wake Tech.

Turambar's gonna be mad when he reads this, but I flipped a coin and it told me that it wasn't worth the effort because class is easy and the entire lecture is a powerpoint which is online within minutes of the end of class.

In other news: What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus?

Spoiler:
a porkypine LOLOLO
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Rick James

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Not quite the bridge drop I was hoping for, but kinda awesome in its own way.

 :yes:

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Gah **** you, why did you link tvtropes?

I want the last few hours of my life back now, plox.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Davin

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Gah **** you, why did you link tvtropes?

I want the last few hours of my life back now, plox.
I'm sorry but I find this funny, because every time I go on that site I lose anywhere from 30-60 minutes from my life.

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Man, I spent hours there last time someone posted one of those blasted links.

Alas, the temptation is too great. :D

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
The site should have a warning pop-up if you click a link into it. "Are you prepared to lose the next several hours/days of your life? Y/N"
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
They should put that warning in many, many videogames.

 

Offline Enigmatic Entity

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Including Real LifeTM 1.00?
Juvenescence and multifariousness is eternal.

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Update on the building: some people died. Sucks for them.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Including Real LifeTM 1.00?
No, no, that's a server for many weird apps supported. Including the controversial Women application. And Work 2.01.
Update on the building: some people died. Sucks for them.
What a ****ty building.

 

Offline Rick James

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Including Real LifeTM 1.00?

Still waiting for a patch.

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Update on the building: some people died. Sucks for them.
What a ****ty building.

It was a Slim Jim factory.

Apparently something exploded so parts of the roof collapsed, and ammonia and other chemicals got leaked everywhere.

****in Slim Jims.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline BloodEagle

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Including Real LifeTM 1.00?

Still waiting for a patch.

You guys must not be checking the right site or using the auto-patcher. We're up to Patch 4562365148.1516, now.

  

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Update on the building: some people died. Sucks for them.
What a ****ty building.

It was a Slim Jim factory.

Apparently something exploded so parts of the roof collapsed, and ammonia and other chemicals got leaked everywhere.

****in Slim Jims.

lul n00bz

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
* I find the presence of the censor in Dilmah G's account disturbing.
My blog

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Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
Nigga whaaa?

 

Offline Enigmatic Entity

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
So a building didn't collapse (into itself)...I wonder if anyone was on the balconies on the wall that's out of view?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdffzWNKrn8
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Offline Liberator

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Re: So a fricking building collapsed
I'll say like I said it in SCOPE corp chat:

That is one well built building.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.