I liked windows 95. It was cool, clicky, graphics, my computer, all this new stuff for my generation
I liked windows 98. it was similar, but updated, new hardware, and software (new computer) had promise

I liked windows 20000. More of the same. But progress. As a teenager could not spend much money on my PC
I loved windows XP. I found it different. A new style, unique in a sense, revolutionary, the sex of computers (in a code sort of way)

Then...........
I bought a new Computer.....
This came with Windows Vista.
Direct x10 = excellent
Everything else? I feel like i installed hell on my computer. Nothing has gone right!!!!!
My god what did i do to deserve an operating system like this?
Why must I click three to four times to confirm a single action!! Frak no!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt like Microsoft had raped me!
For the love of God, Vista was such a pile of ****e!
It is as useful as the underwater hairdryer.
Its purpose is as worthy as an inflatable dartboard
I know Vista has its minions and supporters out there, but I don’t fraking care, to me, it was the biggest mistake ever. Like have sex without a condom and 9 months later paying the price.
It ranks along side the same guy who invented cat slippers!
For all that is good and right about the universe,
To give me peace and sound of mind,
To restore my faith in computing and software,
To balance good and evil,
Let the new windows be good…….