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Offline Fury

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Whatever happens on #bp
I thought this topic could serve as light-hearted log of the legendary discussions that take place on #bp. :)

Sorry for long quote, but Blackman is special. :)
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18:29   <BlackMan>: And giving the ex girlfriend a bollocking via a keyboard+msn
18:29   <Snail>: consequences of failed juggling?
18:29   <Fury`>: yay for modern tech
18:29   <Fury`>: Snail: she was the one juggling
18:29   <BlackMan>: No, you know what was ironic? SHE WAS JUGGLING ME
18:30   <Snail>: haha
18:30   <BlackMan>: AND she tried to get me beaten up by five guys or something on thursday
18:30   <BlackMan>: Crazy *****
18:30   <Snail>: O_O
18:30   <Fury`>: wutt
18:30   <Snail>: Daaaaamn
18:30   <Fury`>: what gives?
18:31   <BlackMan>: I was giving her a lot of **** for being a slut... And I may or may not have distributed naked photos of her ;)
18:31   <Snail>: O_O
18:31   <BlackMan>: "Dayuum Dilmah! YOU GENIUS!"
18:32   <Fury`>: eh
18:32   <Fury`>: isn't that going a bit overboard?
18:32   <BlackMan>: Me or her?
18:32   <Fury`>: you
18:32   <BlackMan>: It was a nasty shock to feel how it's like getting juggled... I may have overreacted
18:33   <BlackMan>: :P
18:33   <Fury`>: may have?
18:33   Fury` gives BlackMan a slapping
18:33   BlackMan cowers
18:33   <Snail>: lollerskates
18:33   <BlackMan>: rofl
18:34   <BlackMan>: But seriously, she was the only woman I'd had a real passion for in ages
18:34   <BlackMan>: So it was a real sucker punch to find out
18:34   <Fury`>: same goes the other way round too :)
18:34   <Snail>: lulz
18:35   <BlackMan>: Yeah
18:35   <BlackMan>: I could almost see the justification in having a very small gang sent after me
18:36   <Snail>: How did you escape said gang?
18:36   <BlackMan>: And then I watched some pr0nz and forgot :P
18:36   <BlackMan>: I was at a bus stop
18:36   <BlackMan>: Or rather a bus stand
18:36   <BlackMan>: And 2 came from the left, and three came from the right
18:36   <Fury`>: Bust a move!
18:36   <BlackMan>: So I swung at the first dude on the left, and sidestepped through the gap, so I was on the back foot as much
18:36   <BlackMan>: *wasn't
18:37   <Snail>: cool
18:37   <BlackMan>: And half ran backwards before deciding to get my phone out and absolutely sprint
18:37   <BlackMan>: "ALEEEX! ALEEEEX! PUT SOME ****ING PANTS ON AND GET ON SOUTH STREET!"
18:37   <Snail>: lol
18:37   <BlackMan>: "Dilmah.. whaaa/"
18:39   <BlackMan>: So I bolted down the footpath to Alex's house, and Alex, being a shuffler (google melbourne shuffle), had some dudes at his house, so they were at his gate when I swung round, and so we got into a light punch up before they called it quits and ran
18:40   <Snail>: nice
18:40   <BlackMan>: And I was like WTF who were they? And one of Alex's mates recognised them as hanging with brittany (the ex gf) and i was like ZOMG YOU STUPID *****
18:40   <Snail>: hnnh
18:40   <Snail>: srs man
18:40   <Snail>: that's srs
18:41   <BlackMan>: So I called her and had a trademark fit of rage
18:42   <Fury`>: It never ceazes to amaze me how many hours there is in BlackMan's day
18:42   <Snail>: lol
18:42   <BlackMan>: lol
18:42   <BlackMan>: Well
18:42   <BlackMan>: School over at 3:20, home by 4
18:42   <Fury`>: how does he manage to get into that kind of trouble while still  hanging on irc this much
18:42   <BlackMan>: Leaves about 6 hours
18:42   <BlackMan>: Most of it happens between 4-6pm
18:42   <BlackMan>: I usually get on IRC around 5-6ish
18:42   <Snail>: when do you FRED?
18:43   <BlackMan>: 7-10pm, while doing homework
18:43   <Fury`>: when running down a street apparently
18:43   <BlackMan>: And on weekends
18:43   <BlackMan>: :P
18:43   <BlackMan>: Well, the majority of my time spent here is late at night
18:43   <Fury`>: BlackMan's leading some unconventional life for a hlper
18:43   <Snail>: FREDding on the run from a bloodthirsty mob is the way to go!
18:43   <Snail>: yeah, srs
18:43   <BlackMan>: :)
18:44   <BlackMan>: Yeah
18:44   <BlackMan>: God knows how I got 88% for my english exam and 84% for maths
18:44   <BlackMan>: While on the run from an angry ex girlfriend, her gang, while resolving other issues of gang politics
18:44   <Fury`>: hey, that is excellent idea for a comic stripe where BlackMan gets into a trouble and decides to fred some while bolting down a street
18:45   <BlackMan>: You know, I actually get ideas for Freespace while bolting down streets :P
18:45   <Snail>: I get ideas for FreeSpace when on the potty
18:45   <Fury`>: ah, so that's why your missions have such a heavy BoE theme?
18:45   <Snail>: lol
18:45   <BlackMan>: ROFL
18:45   <Snail>: funneh
18:45   <BlackMan>: Yeah
18:45   <BlackMan>: Hahah
18:45   <BlackMan>: I've actually tried to utilise tactics before
18:45   <Snail>: Or, a lone Horus runs from an angry gang of Manticores
18:46   <BlackMan>: LOL
18:46   <Snail>: tactics suck
« Last Edit: January 17, 2017, 09:37:11 pm by Darius »

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
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11:34   <BlackMan>: Well, I just got asked by a really hot girl to kiss another guy for her, because apparently she thinks it's "Sooooooo hoootttt", saying No was a real ***** :P
:wtf:

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11:41   <BlackMan>: Oh, and yesterday we were having a meeting with the "OG's" of another gang in my garage about what to do about this Friday's fight, it was a real mood-killer when my mum walked in and asked how many muffins she should bake
:lol:
« Last Edit: August 04, 2009, 03:44:28 am by Fury »

 

Offline Darius

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
 :lol: at the second one.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
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<Battuta>   DUDE HOLY **** WTF
<Battuta>   pardon my capslock, but that's gorgeous
Someone else deserved a turn here :).
Trendy Lefty. Good music from a good friend of mine.

Freespace Rap: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62924.0.html

The Fighter Pilot Series: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=72431.msg1431423#msg1431423

The word 'Yo' is only ever to be used as a singular greeting.
It is considered an insult to destroy a perfectly acceptable greeting by misuse. A 'Yo-Yo' is a toy spun from the index finger by small children and enthusiasts,
any such use as a greeting will result in prompt reprimand by any member of the 'African-American' or 'Sri-Lankans-who-think-they're-black' community

Fury`: if General Krav Maga wouldn't be enough, beating up 16 teenagers is going to get me into jail :p /
BlackMan: Maybe if you turned into pedobear you'd be more of a threat

 

Offline Darius

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
You're doing it wrong, Dilmah :P

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
Save it for the really good stuff.

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
Not #bp this time...

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16:52   *** Fury` joined #scp [email protected]  (Widget)
SCP Discussion | O HAI
Topic set by [email protected] on Tue Aug 04 2009 08:48:45 GMT+0300 (Eastern Europe Daylight Time)
16:52   <portej05>: Speak of the devil
16:52   <Flaming_Sword>: speak of the devil
:nervous:

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
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<Snail>: it's like you've got some kind of cult of the blue planet thing going on in here
<Battuta>: why
<Battuta>: we have fun, we are a happy team!
<Snail>: when do you sacrifice the virgins
<Dragon_HLP>: We have already sacrificed FPS, there's no need for virgins. :)

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<Battuta>: I think I turned every Terran Turret on the Carthage into an Ultra
<Fury`>: yeah, what's with you and ultras?
<Battuta>: I, uh :(
<Fury`>: it's always ultra that and ultra this
<Fury`>: :p
<Battuta>: I think I have this thing where I want capital ships to be very dangerous
<Battuta>: and Ultras are a fun way to enforce that
<Fury`>: fun
<Fury`>: fun?
<Fury`>: fun!?!!?!
<The_E>: Why not make it lob Trebs, while you're at it?
<Fury`>: The_E: can't change primaries into secondaries within fred
<Fury`>: needs table editing
<Battuta>: I put Trebs on the Atreus
<Fury`>: you did what
<Snail>: lolwut
<Fury`>: ...I swear one of these days, Battuta...
<Snail>: this is hillarious

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<Battuta>: but it's like...here's our warm up with BP01-05, and then 06 and 07 are more balls-out
<Battuta>: and then 09-10, ooh, nice character stuff, sweet pot
« Last Edit: October 30, 2009, 03:52:57 pm by Fury »

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
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14:48:14   <BlackMan>: Her voice is divine. Period.
14:54:00   <Fury`>: yeah, she's quite awesome :)
14:55:13   <BlackMan>: :)
14:55:24   <BlackMan>: Man, imagine scoring with that chick
14:55:47   <BlackMan>: The pitch of her voice would shatter your ****ing windows :P
14:56:12   <Fury`>: BlackMan: she's like 39 now
14:56:19   <BlackMan>: Ooooookay
14:56:26   <BlackMan>: Forget I made any mention of sex.
14:56:42   BlackMan remembers the time he saw used tires last week
14:56:44   <Fury`>: BlackMan: haha

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
So, just an update - I've got about another month (a bit more) to go before I'm out of the worst of it and ready for action again.

 

Offline Darius

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
Great to hear! Hope it's all going well.

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
Nice to hear that Bats, we've been missing you. :)

 

Offline Dragon

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
Once again not #BP, but I think this one (from #SCP) is worth remembering:
Quote from: #SCP IRC channel
21:56:20   <The_E>: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=66765.msg1319049#msg1319049
21:58:59   <Flaming_Sword>: ick :(
21:59:32   <The_E>: Yeah, I know
21:59:41   <The_E>: It's a parsing error, AND french
21:59:52   <The_E>: Two abominations for the price of one
22:36:20   <Dragon_HLP>: Did you just coded Cthulhu into FS2_Open? :)
22:36:53   <The_E>: No, but SOMEONE did
From what I heard, FS2_Open code have everything what it takes to classify it as Eldritch Abomination that would have scared even HP Lovecraft.  :)

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
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19:55:45   <Battuta>: make yourself invincible and ship-protected and get shots of:
19:55:52   <Battuta>: warships with the new AI going nuts
19:55:59   <Battuta>: a flight of bombers firing Warhammers (so pretty)
19:56:06   <Battuta>: long shots of Karunas over the planet skyboxes
19:56:13   <Battuta>: maybe some teases of the big duel from GoW2
19:56:19   <Fury`>: umm Battuta, don't go too overboard with the AI, especially on capships, please :D
19:56:20   <Battuta>: ohhhhh shiiiiit
19:56:26   <Battuta>: I can use the new ship AI on those capsh-
19:56:26   <Battuta>: oh
19:56:30   <Battuta>: well, I'm still going to do it
19:56:34   <Fury`>: ...
19:56:42   <Battuta>: with Trebuchets on the Atreus' turrets!
19:56:56   <Fury`>: I hope your grad school apps never end

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
Zacam got his hands on BP SVN and played bp2-m04 in order to debug problems HerraTohtori reported. I found these comments rather funny and inspiring, so I decided to copy them here.

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09:22:09   <Zacam-Away>: Oh, and btw....that was BALLS INSANE! Jesus. I need a cig after that.
09:22:39   <Fury`>: wtf are you talking about?
09:29:51   <Zacam-Away>: Heh. The Balls Insane comment is a compliment. I think I need to lower the difficulty, I've been owning traditional FS like crazy lately.
09:30:23   <Fury`>: I still don't know what you might be referring to exactly :p
09:30:31   <Zacam-Away>: And is this stuff still un-LODed?
09:30:43   <Zacam-Away>: Cause it's FAST AS HELL.
09:31:40   <Zacam-Away>: Freespace dog fights are like 2 lame house dogs yapping at each other. Fur-ball in BP2-04 is like two lean but well fed junk-yard dogs looking for blood.
09:34:31   <Fury`>: haha
09:43:46   <Darius>: Zacam-Away: that's great to hear that it's running fast :) a lot of the assets aren't LODed yet
09:47:59   <Zacam-Away>: Well, the FPS counter says 10 fps, but I think it's lying.
09:50:37   <Fury`>: lol
09:52:26   <Zacam-Away>: MADRE DIOS
09:52:49   <Zacam-Away>: Effing 'ell mate, whadja go and give teh bloody AI steroids for?
09:56:09   <Darius>: :P
09:56:51   <Zacam-Away>: Gemini wing is a right *****.
09:57:16   <Zacam-Away>: Furian AI maybe. You sure you're not from another planet or somen****?
10:03:21   <Fury`>: har har :)

 

Offline Dragon

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
An age (though not old) discussion.  :)
Quote from: #BP
19:44:25   <Dragon_HLP>: Really, it is possible to find an (ussualy older) adult who shares my views and appreciate logical thinking or (obviously) a 15 years old teenager, but I've met only one person who both thinks logicaly and is about 15. (and it's that girl who I mentioned earlier)
19:44:59   <Fury`>: you should so hit on her
19:46:04   <Dragon_HLP>: We're friends.
19:46:14   <Vassago>: Can I has?
19:46:19   <Vassago>: Oh, wait, nvm
19:46:36   <Fury`>: Vassago: pedobear much? :p
19:46:43   <Vassago>: I'm 17
19:46:52   <Fury`>: Ô_ô
19:47:04   <Fury`>: why the hell people are so goddamn young
19:47:05   <Vassago>: What, you thought I was older? :P
19:47:15   <The_E>: Fury`: I do feel old right now
19:47:17   <Vassago>: I wouldn't be so nationalistic if I was older
19:47:30   <Fury`>: The_E: how old are you?
19:47:37   <The_E>: 28
19:52:35   <Dragon_HLP>: I hope I will have time for FS after... another 14 years?
19:53:34   <The_E>: Probably not
19:53:49   <Vassago>: Well, don't you, The_E?
19:54:23   <The_E>: Well, I was about 19 when I played retail, and re-discovered FS2 only about 3 years ago

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
To raise some spirits, comments from Zacam.

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<Zacam>: Intervention is a bit... well, heavy. Damn. Another shaky hands "I need a cig" furball.
<Zacam>: Even on medium it's a bit touch on Intervention. Might have helped if I hadn't gotten in the way of friendly fire trying to nail a kill though, so that's my fault. The idea I guess is that you just supposed to survive, not kill everything, so it's different than what I'm used to.
<Zacam>: Namely because I've never before had a problem with pulling off killing everything.
<Zacam>: Compared to FS2, this is a whole different ballgame and makes quiet a few dramatic and I think necessary changes to the typical gameplay that has been present for so long.
<Zacam>: Probably for too long.
<Zacam>: Psychologically, the biggest change to be made isn't to the missions. It is to the player. And you can't really balance that.
<Zacam>: And if you do, you just have more of the same, and that would be a shame.

And later about The Plunder.
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<Zacam>: Wow. Ballsy mission. Just wow. I need a few more rounds of that, but for right now, I need to get to bed for work tomorrow.

 

Offline Darius

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
Zacam's reviews make me smile :)

 

Offline Fury

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
Later on #scp...
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<Fury`>: had a good night's sleep Zacam-Away :D
<Zacam-Away>: No, actually it was pretty restless. It's only 7:30am here, I should be at work in 45 miutes, only 15 minutes late. But I didn't actually fall asleep until about 2am.
<Fury`>: :(
<Fury`>: too much coffee methinks
<Zacam-Away>: No, too much BP, you have gotten it stuck in my head. This is why I got in trouble during the initial MediaVP pre-release surge.
<Zacam-Away>: But I'm okay with that.
Poor Zacam :(

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens on #bp
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21:14:01   BlackMan forms a battleline with Fury` and the rest of the BP Squad
21:14:07   <BlackMan>: CHARGE.
21:15:01   Fury` uses BlackMan as meatshield
21:18:16   <BlackMan>: Funnily enough, I was just wearing a red shirt :P
21:18:58   <Fury`>: hahaha, BP's redshirt, first to fall
21:20:59   <BlackMan>: xD
21:21:56   <qazwsx>: XD
21:28:13   <Fury`>: let's just model BlackMan in-game, a suitable replacement for those Sanctii losses
21:28:19   <Fury`>: what we should arm BlackMan with...
21:28:29   <Fury`>: other than heavy glowpoints to saturate players eyes with bling
Not from #bp, but lulz nonetheless.
Trendy Lefty. Good music from a good friend of mine.

Freespace Rap: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62924.0.html

The Fighter Pilot Series: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=72431.msg1431423#msg1431423

The word 'Yo' is only ever to be used as a singular greeting.
It is considered an insult to destroy a perfectly acceptable greeting by misuse. A 'Yo-Yo' is a toy spun from the index finger by small children and enthusiasts,
any such use as a greeting will result in prompt reprimand by any member of the 'African-American' or 'Sri-Lankans-who-think-they're-black' community

Fury`: if General Krav Maga wouldn't be enough, beating up 16 teenagers is going to get me into jail :p /
BlackMan: Maybe if you turned into pedobear you'd be more of a threat