*Looks at all the bits and pieces of the Array, much like the goblets in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade*
Which one to choose, which on- wha-?
*All the forumites grab the bits and pieces of the Array and down them...then, suddenly, they're post counts decrees and their speech patterns regress until they are all little more than newbies. Then, their connections begin to slow down. Screaming in agony, their bodies disintegrate in an extremely gruesom fashion, bits splattering everywhere. Jeeves looks up*
"They choose...poorly"
*Picks up the single piece of Array left...then stops and tosses it to a newbie who has just entered*
"WILL THERE BE A-oooh whats this itsa sh1ny thing ql i think ill eat it."
*This time, the newbie simply disappears*
Thought so...after all, you can never trust an AWACS...