One thing that never ceases to amaze me is how all of the girls who graduated from highschool that were thin and good looking, went in two years time to be at least 60-100 pounds over weight.
It just leaves me to go. Is food that good? Is being a total slob that good? Do they absolutely think that they'll be able to hook up as a behemoth with the guy they turned down two years ago?
What amazes me even further is how all these good looking girls from highschool who went gargantuan still think that they're the hottest **** around. I'm all thinking with their new size, weight, and enormously increased capacity stomachs is if crushing stuff beneath them is one of the few goals they strive for. For them it's only one ass plant away from destroying any couch, chair, (floor
?) and some poor man's hip bones (if they still think they can get away with being on top and doing the crazy chicken dance).
Some dude is going to find one of these former hotties at a bar and ask her what she likes to do. And he may think he understands what she means by eating yard 'o' beef all night long.
What the hell happens to some people?
