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Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
This was posted outside a food court in a zoo.


 

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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
Joo are in Bristol? :yes: Nice town.


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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
That last sentence may not be true for long...
I'll bet someone makes a complaint at that :) .
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
:lol:

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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
It is, to be honest. The plaque is kind of like a Zoologist joke, there's genuine facts in there, but there's also a lot of light-heartedness. It's sort of like Monty Pythons' song 'Oliver Cromwell', which, whilst being sarcastic and slightly silly, as John Cleese would put it, actually ground that period of history more firmly into my mind than any amount of history lessons did.

 

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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
I think that after reading, you should've realised its meant mostly as a joke. They did put it outside a food court.
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
It's an English kind of humour to be honest, America doesn't seem to get on too well with self-satire, whereas English comedy tends to revolve around it.

Edit: Basically, that kind of sarcasm in the UK is almost taken as a term of endearment, it's kind of hard to describe to a non-brit, it's like when women raise their eyes to the sky and jokingly go 'Men!' when their partner does something sweet, but dumb ;)
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
It's an English kind of humour to be honest, America doesn't seem to get on too well with self-satire, whereas English comedy tends to revolve around it.

I'm going to disagree with that, I'm an American and got the joke instantly. Then again, I'm the kind of guy who understood the DHMO warnings back before I'd taken any sort of actual chemistry class. :P

  

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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
It's an English kind of humour to be honest, America doesn't seem to get on too well with self-satire, whereas English comedy tends to revolve around it.

I got it.  :nervous:

Then again, I also got the dihydrogen monoxide joke as well.

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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
I laughed at the plaque then read the thread and cringed.
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
... I didn't get the DHMO joke.
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
Dihydrogen Monoxide:  an odorless, colorless chemical that is commonly found in households across the world that causes death if inhaled.

Dihydrogen = 2 hydrogen, Monoxide = 1 oxygen.  H2O

 
Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
Dihydrogen Monoxide:  an odorless, colorless chemical that is commonly found in households across the world that causes death if inhaled.

Dihydrogen = 2 hydrogen, Monoxide = 1 oxygen.  H2O

I've actually never seen the "causes death if inhaled" phrase in any versions of the gag. (Probably because it's blatantly untrue; we inhale it all the time in the course of breathing normal atmospheric air.) A seemingly similar statement that I have seen is that most DHMO-related deaths are caused by accidental inhalation (which, unlike the previous statement, is quite true), such as in this one: http://www.snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp

 

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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
... Lol wut.

I think the 'death if inhaled' clause refers to drowning.
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
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Re: Humans (A Zoo's Point of View)
... Lol wut.

I think the 'death if inhaled' clause refers to drowning.

*ding* We have a winner!

No, seriously, with jokes like these the propositions have to be accurate. Hence why it's correct to say that accidental DHMO inhalation can lead to death, but incorrect to say that inhalation of DHMO causes death.

The IUPAC rules of chemical nomenclature don't actually allow "dihydrogen monoxide"; if one were hell-bent on using an inorganic systematic name, he would have to settle for "hydrogen oxide" or perhaps "hydrogen monoxide". But since IUPAC specifies that water is the only acceptable name for H20, this is kind of a moot point.