Author Topic: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)  (Read 9361 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline karajorma

  • King Louie - Jungle VIP
  • Administrator
  • 214
    • Karajorma's Freespace FAQ
The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Conservapedia, that great bastion of Poe's Law has finally decided that they've had enough of accusing Hollywood, the media and every source they can find of Liberal bias and decided to go after the biggest selling example of Liberal bias in existance, the Bible.

Yep apparently the King James Version displays a large amount of Liberal Bias and thus needs to be rewritten.

http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project


Excuse me while I fall about laughing. :lol:
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

[ Diaspora ] - [ Seeds Of Rebellion ] - [ Mind Games ]

 

Offline Liberator

  • Poe's Law In Action
  • 210
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Old....and not that funny....  :sigh:

Try harder k?
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

Offline karajorma

  • King Louie - Jungle VIP
  • Administrator
  • 214
    • Karajorma's Freespace FAQ
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Not funny? It's freaking hilarious. :p
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

[ Diaspora ] - [ Seeds Of Rebellion ] - [ Mind Games ]

 

Offline Ford Prefect

  • 8D
  • 26
  • Intelligent Dasein
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Seconded; pretty funny even by that site's standards.

Also, was this recently linked in a news article or something? Because my friend just posted the same thing on Facebook.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline The E

  • He's Ebeneezer Goode
  • 213
  • Nothing personal, just tech support.
    • Steam
    • Twitter
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Boing Boing picked up on it a few days ago.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline General Battuta

  • Poe's Law In Action
  • 214
  • i wonder when my postcount will exceed my iq
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Is this stuff they write real?

I thought the Bible was the Word of God. Apparently only the parts you like are. The rest was inserted by Liberals.

 

Offline The E

  • He's Ebeneezer Goode
  • 213
  • Nothing personal, just tech support.
    • Steam
    • Twitter
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Hard to tell on Conservapedia.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline karajorma

  • King Louie - Jungle VIP
  • Administrator
  • 214
    • Karajorma's Freespace FAQ
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
That's why I linked to Poe's Law.
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

[ Diaspora ] - [ Seeds Of Rebellion ] - [ Mind Games ]

 

Offline tinfoil

  • i'm 13 remember
  • 29
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Hahahaha, "Pro Liberal terms such as Government", that one needs some rethinking. Seriously though, this is right up there with; GAY!!!!!> http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/~gauntlet/eg/eg2/20041125/spongebob-web.jpg
Alcibades' Gamble - We Love Our Ice Cream

Everything you need to know, and more can be found at The Freespace Wiki

 

 

Offline Kosh

  • A year behind what's funny
  • 210
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Not funny? It's freaking hilarious. :p

ROFL.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

Brain I/O error
Replace and press any key

 

Offline Nuclear1

  • 211
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Words cannot express my hate for Conservapedia.  I mean, it's funny, until you realize that there are people who actually take that stuff seriously.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Mars

  • I have no originality
  • 211
  • Attempting unreasonable levels of reasonable
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
I'm not sure it's possible to take that article seriously. . .

I mean, does anybody really!?! O_O

The socialism section?

 

Offline Kosh

  • A year behind what's funny
  • 210
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Words cannot express my hate for Conservapedia.  I mean, it's funny, until you realize that there are people who actually take that stuff seriously.

IMO that makes it even more funny, in a dark sort of way. How I weep for our future.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

Brain I/O error
Replace and press any key

  

Offline Nuclear1

  • 211
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
It's pure brainwashing. A bunch of adults having homeschooled kids write articles about how liberalism is evil, and anything not written in the Bible is treason and heresy. It's really disgusting.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Mars

  • I have no originality
  • 211
  • Attempting unreasonable levels of reasonable
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Those who are wise will not be effectively brainwashed. Even if religious fundamentalism reaches critical mass, the dark ages didn't erase all the knowledge of the Roman Empire.

 

Offline General Battuta

  • Poe's Law In Action
  • 214
  • i wonder when my postcount will exceed my iq
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Yeah, because the Islamic states saved that knowledge. And look what happened to their scientific golden age!

 
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Is this stuff they write real?

I thought the Bible was the Word of God. Apparently only the parts you like are. The rest was inserted by Liberals.

God didn't speak english.

 

Offline General Battuta

  • Poe's Law In Action
  • 214
  • i wonder when my postcount will exceed my iq
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
I know that. The matters I'm referring to aren't translation-related.

 

Offline Black Wolf

  • Twisted Infinities
  • 212
  • Hey! You! Get off-a my cloud!
    • Visit the TI homepage!
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Yeah, because the Islamic states saved that knowledge. And look what happened to their scientific golden age!

They got owned by the Mongols instead, lucky for us.

As for the original topic, Liberator is wrong, this is indeed very funny. :D
TWISTED INFINITIES · SECTORGAME· FRONTLINES
Rarely Updated P3D.
Burn the heretic who killed F2S! Burn him, burn him!!- GalEmp

 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
  • 213
  • Syndral Active. 0410.
Re: The Bible (According to Conservapedia)
Old....

Yes and no. First there was the "Bible Retranslation Project", but then Teh Assfly (Andy Schafly, owner of Conservapedia, as referred to by his nemesis RationalWiki) realized that would actually require work and that he's not capable of reading Hebrew, Greek, or Aramaic. So it fell by the wayside.

This new one, the Conservative Bible Project, doesn't even have the minimal legitimacy of an effort to translate differently, it's simply altering the words they don't like with no regard to original text or translated text.

This would be not terribly funny in many other contexts, the textual record can be very fragile (cf. this), except that they're boldfaced about what they're doing and their utter lack of authority in the subject, and thus hopefully anyone with enough neurons to form a synapse will ignore it.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story