[Marcov]

Self-explanatory; you can post any Freespace 1/2 jokes here 

I'll start off:

1. Why does the Colossus have a spiked tail at the back?
So it could slice a smaller capship to two when it rams it.

2. Why do you have to blast away the 5 reactors on Lucy's hull?
So you couldn't get that valuable "SD Lucifer" on your kill list.

3. Why didn't they include the Executor in the Star Wars mod?
Because it is accepted that the Gargant from the Inferno mod is overkill enough to take on 3 of those 

[Dilmah G]

Teehehehe.  

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=55683.0

Anyway, drawing on past experiences

- Why were you late for the movies with your girlfriend?

The Shivans tried to blow the Capella star up again, the bastards.

- What's better than sex?

The UD-8 Kayser.

- Why did the GTVA call the Colossus the Colossus?

Because Terminator was taken.

[Herra Tohtori]

What is this Free Space and what is it doing on all of my hard disk drives?!?

[Dilmah G]

I leave Command to answer some of the harder questions.

[headdie]

How many GTVA officers does it take to win a war?

1 named is Alpha 1

the rest are cannon fodder

[Snail]

I put all the mod files in my main folder now it's not working

(you most make an update)

[Colonol Dekker]

Heres a joke for all my fellow NTF sympathisers..


Why did the Zod cross the road?

BECAUSE HE IS INFERIOR AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BASK IN MY PRESENCE !!!!

[Snail]

Heres a joke for all my fellow NTF sympathisers..


Why did the Zod cross the road?

BECAUSE HE IS INFERIOR AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BASK IN MY PRESENCE !!!!

It's amazing how people can have such seething hatred for a fictional race of aliens.

Bravo, sir.

[peterv]

What is this Free Space and what is it doing on all of my hard disk drives?!?

My case is worse: it's in my nightmares  

[Akalabeth Angel]

ugh, why did I read this thread. There goes 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[Blue Lion]

ugh, why did I read this thread.

Those reasons are classified well beyond your level of clearance, pilot

[deathfun]

Why did Kappa Wing get lost in the Nebula?
The GPS told them to go right at the fork in road

[General Battuta]

Heres a joke for all my fellow NTF sympathisers..


Why did the Zod cross the road?

BECAUSE HE IS INFERIOR AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BASK IN MY PRESENCE !!!!

This was funny.

For the rest, I weep! WEEP!

[Black Wolf]

Sadly, he's not technically kneeling, but...

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[stuart133]

What is this Free Space and what is it doing on all of my hard disk drives?!?

My case is worse: it's in my nightmares 

Nightmares? This lives on in my dreams. 

[Goober5000]

Sadly, he's not technically kneeling, but...

Best one so far.  Pity it'll be lost on the next attachment purge...

[kaloonzu]

 - Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who gives a $*%!? Go play FreeSpace!

[Topgun]

I put all the mod files in my main folder now it's not working

(you most make an update)

best one in the whole thread.

[BS403]

Hai Guys My Freespace isn't working, can you fix it? K, Thanx Bai.

[Colonol Dekker]

How many Zods does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
None, My cellar dungeon doesn't have any lights. Just car batteries and cables with zod nipple clamps attached.