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Have you ever jaywalked?

Yes, I am jaywalking scum incapable of human emotion
29 (61.7%)
No, I am a law-abiding citizen
9 (19.1%)
Snuffleupagus
4 (8.5%)
Yes, I jaywalk, but I will deny it even if you put a 30mm Avenger Cannon to my head
1 (2.1%)
Three
1 (2.1%)
42
3 (6.4%)
I don't jaywalk but i tell people i do so they think im chuck norris
0 (0%)

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Offline Aardwolf

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Offline Scotty

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Wow, you went through with it. 

Anyway, I don't.

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Wait, what?

  

Offline redsniper

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Depends on the street really.
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Offline Qent

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Well on a street I keep to the crosswalks and only cross at the designated times. On-campus, anything goes. Even if there's a car trying to use the road.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Offline Mars

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People. . . don't . . . jaywalk?

Ever?

 

Offline StarSlayer

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If there is a cross walk I use it, but thats pretty much because if you almost run me down I'm going to kick your car as it passes by.
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Offline captain-custard

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i jay walk all the time its traditional and i blame it on my country of birth .... England, unless the law has changed it used to say that the pedestrion has the right of way even if thay are a stupid suicidal idiot ....
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Offline Nuke

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what i like to do is go through the crosswalk on a red, thin hit the button on the other side to **** with the traffic. i aint about to go out of my way by 5 minutes to find a crosswalk when i can just dodge my way through traffic.
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The road at my house is six lanes wide (not counting the lane-wide median) and usually so empty, you could film a music video on the road without cordoning it off. The nearest traffic lights are at least a kilometre away.
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Offline BloodEagle

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Based on the replies to this thread, most of you deserve to burn in eternal Hellfire. Just, sayin'.

 

Offline MR_T3D

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Cross-walks are lame.
MEN dodge traffic

 

Offline TESLA

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I always do it

not waiting to that green man, ages down the road....

Frak it, drivers can simply slow down

anyhow, its not a crime to 'jay walk' over here.
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Offline Topgun

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Cross-walks are lame.
MEN dodge traffic
that's only wussies.
REAL MEN JUMP OVER THE STREET!

 

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Based on the replies to this thread, most of you deserve to burn in eternal Hellfire. Just, sayin'.

NO U :beamz:
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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I don't even think it's against the law around here.  It's pretty much pedestrians have the right away in Ohio so if you hit someone you get sued unless they don't make it.  There are ordinances against it but it's city to city and I haven't seen one yet where it's been enforced.

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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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People. . . don't . . . jaywalk?

Ever?

In that case, should the second option be "Yes, I jaywalk, but I will deny it even if you put a 30mm Avenger Cannon to my head"? :p
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Offline watsisname

*SNUFFLEUPAGUS DEMANDS INCLUSION IN THIS JAYWALKING NONSENSE*

Also, srsly?  People jaywalk in these parts all the time.  You got places to go, **** to do, people to see.  Who gives a damn if the shortest path from A to B happens to have a road in the way?
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Offline TrashMan

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I generally use marked crossings.

I will jaywalk, but only if there's no crossing nearby AND there's little ot no traffic (meaning I can casually walk over the street and any incoming car will still be 100m away)
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