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Offline Kosh

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Meet the REAL hypnocat
on: October 26, 2009, 07:17:43 am
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Chris Jackson, presenter of Inside Out in the North East and Cumbria, registered pet George with three industry bodies.

Each one accepted a certificate from the non-existent Society of Certified Advanced Mind Therapists as proof of George's credentials.

It follows a similar investigation by an American clinical psychologist.

Dr Steve Eichel suspected industry bodies in the US were not running checks on their members.

He said: "I felt I'd test my hypothesis and I did that by getting my cat certified by a number of the most prominent lay hypnosis organisations in the United States. It was a frighteningly simple process."

In the UK, George was registered with the British Board of Neuro Linguistic Programming (BBNLP), the United Fellowship of Hypnotherapists (UFH) and the Professional Hypnotherapy Practitioner Association (PHPA).

The UFH welcomed the Inside Out investigation and admitted the mistake, which it said has since been corrected.

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Offline karajorma

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #1 on: October 26, 2009, 09:47:11 am
Of course he only did it cause his cat told him to :p
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Offline Mongoose

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 01:28:26 pm
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
 

Offline Sushi

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #3 on: October 26, 2009, 01:42:51 pm
Quote from: Mongoose on October 26, 2009, 01:28:26 pm
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

It was only a matter of time. :)
 

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #4 on: October 26, 2009, 01:52:24 pm
Quote from: Sushi on October 26, 2009, 01:42:51 pm
It was only a matter of time. :)

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Offline Black Wolf

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #5 on: October 26, 2009, 02:04:20 pm
You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to cut off mid sent... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #6 on: October 26, 2009, 04:26:21 pm
Quote from: Black Wolf on October 26, 2009, 02:04:20 pm
You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to cut off mid sent... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

You mean like they did with that shoddy ending to that shoddy series that goes by the na-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #7 on: October 26, 2009, 04:39:18 pm
What the hell is a- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT DESU~

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #8 on: October 26, 2009, 04:55:31 pm
What an adorable kit-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #9 on: October 26, 2009, 04:58:52 pm
What the hell are you talking about, crazy fuc-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #10 on: October 26, 2009, 05:03:34 pm
This thread is downright silly, see the comments of that hypnotoad clip in Yout... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 05:04:17 pm
Forced meme is f-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
 

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 05:06:47 pm
I guess it kind of g-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
 

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #13 on: October 26, 2009, 05:11:33 pm
cat?
its all glory to the hypnot--CAT
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #14 on: October 26, 2009, 05:11:41 pm
Guys it's kind of getting lame the way you keep sa-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
 

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #15 on: October 26, 2009, 05:13:52 pm
This thread is stupid. Everyone knows that dogs ar- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #16 on: October 26, 2009, 05:17:54 pm
In before the -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
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Offline redsniper

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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #17 on: October 26, 2009, 05:23:10 pm
I refuse to participate in this asinine beh -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #18 on: October 26, 2009, 06:09:41 pm
This thread is dum -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
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Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Reply #19 on: October 26, 2009, 06:15:23 pm
Lol what the hell is going on in this th -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
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