[Corsair]

Got another one. Me and my friend are going to be bank robbers and we have to go through customs in Spain. Ideas for what we say to the customs agents?

[Nico]

"Die you b****"?

[vadar_1]

(To Agent): "**** your stupid... let me explain again the physics of a bomb strapped to my chest... "

[Razor]

I may give you a few suggestions


1

Tell him: Check your six officer!!

When he turnes arround, just serve him a good old nuckle sandwich!


2.

Say: LOOKOUT!! There is a Shivan in your shorts!!! When he looks down, just kick him in the face!!

3.

Call in a B2 Bomber that drops A1 safes on other people's headz!

4. Teleport him to the VBBQ

[Zeronet]

wave your hand and say.
"These arent the droids your looking for"

[Razor]

Corsair: Listen to me! If my safety is guaranteed I will withdraw my forces from Deneb.

Customs agent: ? *The agent gets scared and tryes to run away *

Corsair: No use engaging your jump-drive pilot, you don't have the authorisation codes.

The agent faints and you run the hell out of there.

You say to your friend: That was a little too close! We gotta wait 2 hours to change our shorts!

You can take it from here.

[Corsair]

you guys crack me up. I'm sure cursing at him and saying all sorts of wierd sh*t would get me a good grade. This teacher that I have is a psycho, it wouldn't fly with him.
I'd pay to see his face if I said some of those things (if I only knew how to say them...)

[Zeronet]

Did you want/expect serious answers?

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by Zeronet
Did you want/expect serious answers?

[DragonClaw]

Corsair: We are going to Coruscant.
Guard: Coruscant?
Corsair: Yes Coruscant.
Guard: Sorry, that does not compute. Blast him!
Corsair: ****... *pulls out lightsaber and chops em up*

[Razor]

Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw
Corsair: We are going to Coruscant.
Guard: Coruscant?
Corsair: Yes Coruscant.
Guard: Sorry, that does not compute. Blast him!
Corsair: ****... *pulls out lightsaber and chops em up*

* Alarm turns on *
WRONG!!!!

Let me show you how it's done junior

Ahem.. *COUGHS*

* A group of agents stands in front of the customs and Corsair walks in with his friend gangster carrying large bags.


Corsair: I am the the Ambasador of the Galactic Terran Vasudan Alliance and I am taking this bags of peanuts to Vasuda Prime

Agent: *ROBOTC VOICE* Where are you taking them?

Corsair: To Vasuda Prime

Agent: *ROBOTIC VOICE* Vasuda Prime eeh... that doesn't compute.. eh... wait you are under arrest!

Corsair pulls the lightsaber and slashes the stupid robotic agents into pieces. Shuts down the lightsaber and sees another agent charging towards him and when the agent gets really close to arrest Corsair, Corsair just punches him once with his little finger in the face ( not very hard though) and the agent falls down on the ground smashing into tiny pieces.

Then Corsair takes one of the escape pods and rushes towards the gate exit.

Eh...now wait! Did I go a little overbord here?

[Styxx]

Just tell him... "Hijo de una pu****", and run.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Styxx
Just tell him... "Hijo de una pu****", and run.

?

[Styxx]

That translates into "Son of a bi***", if you didn't get it.

[Corsair]

ah...well, I don't think my friend would like it very much if I killed her dad (who's going to be the customs agent) with a lightsaber.
Interesting ideas though guys!
*starts thinking and gets some ideas*

[Zeronet]

Rob a bank, go through customs, then in your roleplay do exactly what you did before. It should be authentic to the last degree.

[an0n]

Pull out a gun, kill everybody and run fer the plane. Kill the pilot. Kill the crew and any passengers. Take off. Head for Brazil and live a life of exiled debauchery, surrounded by thousands of scantilly dressed concubines ( ) and mountains of cash.

[Styxx]

Why does everyone escapes to Brazil?

[an0n]

They have no extradition (?) treaties with the US or UK so criminals can hang out without fear of the Brazillian police shipping them off to trial.

[Razor]

Originally posted by an0n
Pull out a gun, kill everybody and run fer the plane. Kill the pilot. Kill the crew and any passengers. Take off. Head for Brazil and live a life of exiled debauchery, surrounded by thousands of scantilly dressed concubines ( ) and mountains of cash.

If he does that I am gonna sign up in FBI or some other secret service and hunt him down.

No but seriously, why don't you use the lightsaber idea? (ahem,... myne ) I can give you my self-made lightsaber for that occasion if you need it.