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Offline headdie

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Honorary Darwin award anyone?
on: December 17, 2009, 10:00:25 am
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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Honorary Darwin award anyone?
Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 10:16:12 am
You can't win a Darwin award for that.  In order to win a Darwin award you have to remove your genes from the gene pool.  That means either you die or have your reproductive organs removed.  And if you have kids, they have to die as well since they have your genes.  All she got were a few minor injuries.
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: Honorary Darwin award anyone?
Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 10:17:35 am
In short, natural selection has failed...  :P
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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: Honorary Darwin award anyone?
Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 10:23:33 am
Either nice boobs, or Mr Magoo needed a closer look
 

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Re: Honorary Darwin award anyone?
Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 10:26:02 am
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Offline headdie

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Re: Honorary Darwin award anyone?
Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 10:47:46 am
i did say honorary in the title
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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Honorary Darwin award anyone?
Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 10:58:22 am
Well okay.  Although it would have been better if you said it was a honorable mention.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Honorary Darwin award anyone?
Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 11:02:56 am
Kiwis ought'a be good for something.  :lol:
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Honorary Darwin award anyone?
Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 08:12:32 pm
Quote from: Dumb *****
"Don't be me, don't be stupid, don't get drunk and stand in the middle of the road and flash anyone because it hurts when you get hit."
****, I was planning on doing this tonight. Thanks for the warning, madam!
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