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Offline The E

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Don't kill me, Spoon!
on: December 23, 2009, 08:25:57 am
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns
 

Offline Spoon

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 08:38:42 am
Let that be a lesson to all of you.
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[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them
 

Offline perihelion

Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 08:50:40 am
Dear God!  :shaking:  :lol:
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 10:02:49 am
HAHAHAHAHAH!
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 11:36:22 am
you're all spooned.
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 11:55:33 am


Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

Offline JGZinv

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 01:12:33 pm
Honestly.... he should have countered with a fork.
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Offline The E

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 01:24:24 pm
He tried a knife once, remember? Didn't work.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
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Offline pecenipicek

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 01:44:48 pm
what about a FOON!
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Offline Hades

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 06:34:33 pm
Isn't that just another word for a spork?
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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 06:48:08 pm
There's always chopsticks.
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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 08:05:27 pm
Quote from: Hades on December 23, 2009, 06:34:33 pm
Isn't that just another word for a spork?

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Offline Rodo

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 08:59:57 pm
hahaha nice vid ^^
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Offline Snail

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #13 on: December 23, 2009, 09:48:01 pm
Haha. Funny!
 

Offline JGZinv

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #14 on: December 23, 2009, 09:59:25 pm
A knife cannot defend against a spoon. A fork however has offensive and defensive abilities vs.
it's counterpart... plus you can get the spoon caught in the tines.
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Offline Snail

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #15 on: December 23, 2009, 10:05:51 pm
Yeah but as we've seen, a knife, a pistol, an assault rifle and an RPG all failed to have any effect on Spoon.
 

Offline watsisname

Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #16 on: December 24, 2009, 01:00:58 am
It will find you.  It WILL catch you.  It WILL HIT YOU. 
WITH A SPOOOOON.
Again, and again, and again.
And AGAIN, and AGAIN, and AGAIN.
AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN.
Spoiler:
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

God help me I laughed my ass off during the whole thing. xD
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #17 on: December 24, 2009, 01:16:33 am
now try watching it with a horrendously slow connection to the internet
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Offline Snail

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #18 on: December 24, 2009, 01:36:06 am
The part where he accidentally cuts his crotch with a buzzsaw was... euuugh.
 

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Re: Don't kill me, Spoon!
Reply #19 on: December 24, 2009, 02:18:44 am
My god, what did I just watch? 10 minutes of my life and you bastard, I'll never get any of it back.
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