[Nuke]

i choose swine flu
i smell bacon
*marcov turns into a pig and dies of respiratory failure*

[Snail]

I choose Bird Flu

I smell chicken wings.

*Nuke turns into a chicken*

[Nuke]

i choose a french restaurant
you look tastey
*nuke orders escargot*

[Scotty]

I choose a health inspector.

That dish looks diseased and horrible

*shuts down restaurant*

[Colonol Dekker]

Pikachu, I choose you!
 
Scotty that health inspector looks like a team rocket agent.
 
 
Pikachu used generic lightning based attack on Scotty

[Marcov]

Pikachu, I choose you!
 
Scotty that health inspector looks like a team rocket agent.
 
 
Pikachu used generic lightning based attack on Scotty

Pikachu, you look unrealistic.

*chooses a mad, retarded guy with a huge club then bashes the TV where Pikachu is in*

[watsisname]

I choose a GTSC Faustus experimenting with a new node-less warp technology.

*calculates warp trajectory*  MMM YES.

Now, onward to the Vega system!

*Warps ontop of Marcov's house*

OOPS I FORGOT TO CARRY THE ONE LOL

[Firartix]

I choose the WTF Universe.

Yeah well, for some unknown stupid/realistic reason, the Universe decide you can't go in subspace without node anymore.
You're stuck into subspace for eternity.

[Titan]

I choose Mr. T.

Firartix, you look outgunned.

"Knocks WTF Universe into next dimension with his mohawk:

[Marcov]

I choose Mr. T.

Firartix, you look outgunned.

"Knocks WTF Universe into next dimension with his mohawk:

I choose a Shivan.

"BEAMZ Mr. T"

[Polpolion]

I choose time. Eventually, you wear out and die.

[Commander Zane]

I pick the Tardis.

Haha thesizzler, I can go anywhere in time with this.

*Reverses time*

Wait...why would I want to do that---
*Also gets BEAMZ by Shivan*

[watsisname]

I choose Alpha One.

You know what happens next.

[General Battuta]

You get wiped out by a triple-A beam?

[watsisname]

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
*Alpha One was killed by an AAA beam from friggin nowhere*

[Killer Whale]

I choose fire-beam-subsystem-AAA
General, you look weak
*General Battuta gets destroyed by an SGreen*

[Commander Zane]

I pick Debug Laser.

Killer Whale, you need moar overcharge.

*Fires at the SGreen but cannot see where the projectiles are going*

[FireSpawn]

I choose recession.
Commander Zane you can't afford to pay your bills.
*Cuts power to your PC*

[Enigmatic Entity]

I choose targeting laser.
FireSpawn you are blinded.

FS:   You were killed by an intricate collision with enigmaticEntity...
eE:   You were killed by a toasty collision with FireSpawn...

[Colonol Dekker]

Guys, you look like you need to earn your basic pilot wings.
 
I choose the TSM series missions.
 
Instructor gets his revenge and toasts you both with fuzzy logic powered simulation lazzorrs.