[Snail]

I pick a waypoint.

Commander Zane, you look extremely unoptimized and have terrible maps.

*leads Zane-Earth into a black hole*

[Hero_Swe]

I pick salt

Snail, you look disgusting. I do not want to eat you.

*salt's Snail*

[esarai]

Hero_Swe, you look soluble.  

I choose water.  

*Dissolves Hero_Swe*

[Axem]

I pick Capella's Sun

esarai is too cool for skool

*Evaporates esarai*

[Commander Zane]

Thread concept derail.

I pick the Sathanas fleet.

Axem, you look like a worthy test subject.

*Forces Axem to go supernova*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I pick a jumpnode.

Zane, prepare to be isolated.

*destabilises and keeps Commander Zane in one star system*

[Hero_Swe]

I pick the Ancient device on Dakara

Bow down to me Androgeos for I am your God!

*exterminates all life in the galaxy*

[Scotty]

I pick the Amazon unmanned drone.

Swe, you're looking positively megamaniacal.

*Destroys device*

[Snail]

I pick a Watchdog

Scotty your ship sucks.

*blows up Scotty*

[watsisname]

I pick a Shivan Communications Node.

Snail, you're in my way! D:

I have the freewill to do what I want, but I choose to rotate!

*rotates menacingly*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I choose the SF Aeshma.

watsisname, I don't know where you come from.

*peeks at the crystal at the centre of the Shivan Comm Node*

[watsisname]

ooooohohoho it tickles! D:

*Watsisname Self Destructs*

[Dilmah G]

I choose the GTD Aquitaine.
Andro, prepare to be consumed by the blindspots in my Anti-Fighter Armament. 
*Yaws and smashes Androgeos to oblivion with his huge Engine Subsystem*

[Nuke]

i choose the gtva valhalla
i see they pulled the old ships out of mothballs for my target practice
*lets loose a fury of patricle laden railgun blasts thanks to unofficial and incomplete engine code, as well as a meson torp or two*

[StarSlayer]

I choose Admiral Petrarch

Narrates some suitably unfortunate end for Nuke.

[Titan]

I choose Alzheimers.

Petrach, you look old.

"Makes Petrach clueless"

For the record, my greatgrandmother has alzheimers.

[Titan]

I pick modern medicine.

Titan, you look like gray jello

"Sticks a scalpel in Titan"

[Ziame]

I pick rock.

Titan, you lose.

*Ziame wins over Titan*

[Scotty]

I pick a jackhammer.

Ziame, you're looking rather immobile.

*Breaks Ziame with jackhammer*

[IronBeer]

I man the bridge of a Gigas.

Scotty drills ineffectively against my ship's absurd HP.

*Unleashes a beam cannon lightshow that could wreck an entire fleet onto Scotty.*