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My friend showed this to me the other day. It's funny, because for my name (Matt) almost every definition perfectly describes me... except the one that says that matt is an acronym...
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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I like Urban Dictionary too.....

It allows me to understand the kids of today when i kick them off my turf.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline Thaeris

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 :p

Ah yes, Urban Dictionary...

I tried to start one of these threads a while back, though it didn't go so well.
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage.
"

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."


-Nuke

 

Offline Goober5000

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I don't like urban dictionary... I submitted the word "ther" (as in Winnie Ther Pooh) and it got rejected. :(

 

Offline Kosh

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I've never heard of that one.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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I've visited UB lots of times, although it's usually during a Google search for some newfangled jargon that I know nothing about, or just for fun.
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Offline Enigmatic Entity

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No need for me to click on that... ;)

I wonder if someone has updated the definition for the GTVA Colossus........Nope.

Off topic: I like how my internet browser shows the last poster's signature off the bottom of their post rectangle...
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Offline Dilmah G

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I like Urban Dictionary too.....

It allows me to understand the kids of today when i kick them off my turf.
Oh come on, we're not *that* bad!  ;)

Besides, even I have to use that sometimes to understand the slang used by those teenagers with nothing to do but smoke weed, get pissed, and completely forget about school. (Look up Derro on UD)

 

Offline Thaeris

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Look up Derek Smart on UD... No offense to DS, but it's a pretty amusing definition...
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage.
"

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."


-Nuke

 

Offline headdie

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lol thaeris

i just though of something under the GTVA ship naming convention the Colossus is a joint Terran Vasudan AWACS

think about it

GTV = Galactic Terran Vasudan

A=awacs , GTA Charybdis and the GVA Setekh

I spotted it looking up GTVA in the UD
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Offline Thaeris

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My personal favorite is the definition of MATLAB. This is because when I took MATLAB, it was the worst thing ever. Ever.

...C++ wins the day for me, though every programming language has it strengths and weaknesses. However, this is still one of the best defs on UD in my opinion...  :p
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage.
"

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."


-Nuke

  

Offline High Max

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You should see slang from other languages. In Vietnamese, they use 'dc' a lot. I could joke and say Washington DC. They also say '9 day' (good day), But it is harder to translate when people use slang in their language :P Sometimes they use 'j' instead of an "i" too or say 'nhug' instead of 'nhung' not including the 'n' in those kinds of words. Also in Spanish they use slang and put 'k' instead of 'que'.

Slang and intentional misspellings makes people look uneducated, agreed?


Also, are you guys talking about this website when you say Urban Dictionary?: http://www.urbandictionary.com/
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Yes. Did you not click the 'just for fun' link?
 
For the record I ended up on the 'horny mushroom' page.
 
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Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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For the record I ended up on the 'horny mushroom' page.

It's not random. I said "just for fun" because I came across the UD definition while doing a Google search on it for fun.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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